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Greg One Leg

@Greg_1_Leg

I’m Greg and I have one leg.

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Joined January 2019
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When I’m in trouble my Christian name is Gregory One Legory.
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Kayligula@kayleighceilidhNov 7
It should be fucking illegal for shitty ads to force-open another app on my phone
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Canadasdancer@canadasdancer5h
I know I’m sick because I’m too tired to masturbate.
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrell4h
women have better orgasms when they make noise, and you already know this, it’s the same reason you make those sounds when you do a biiiig stretch
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@AwkwardAndOddNov 7
Not saying I’m difficult, but even Rick Astley would have given up by now
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@AwkwardAndOddNov 7
It’s Saturday night and I AM READY TO PARTY!!! (alone, in bed, with my pyjamas on and my eyes shut)
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unfortunately i am not romantic about sex, i am romantic about conversations
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Sometimes not being remembered hurts
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This is a weird fucking thing I have learned in the last few years you can love someone and not know why. Idk. That might be good.
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i suck at sexting cause i’ll be like “ditto”
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First of all you don’t get to ruin my day, I can do that all by myself
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a woman sending a man a nude is the equivalent of a cat leaving a mouse on your pillow
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Diana@PracticalBedlamNov 6
If there’s one thing you need to know about me, it’s that I’m going to be dramatic about a sneeze.
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Always in my likes, never in my dm’s A love story
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yes baby, i’m a fucking nightmare
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Canadasdancer@canadasdancerNov 5
Set your expectations low. No, lower. Lower. Make them zero. There that’s perfect.
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Tried to work some people out and gave myself a headache. Back to staying away from people
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Hope they throw the booky wook at him and he gets yearsy wearsies the horrible scumbag
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Life is too short: Get the tattoo. Buy books. Get the iced coffee. Eat the pastries. Take the vacation. Learn witchcraft. Cast spells. Curse your enemies bloodline. Summon demons. Make friends with the crows.
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I can slap my own ass and tell myself that everything is gonna be alright
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