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That's the thing about kittens: they don't care how much of a loser you are.
#Catcade
I can never decide where to post a random thought: the place that's awful, the place where no one is, the place where almost everyone I know ignores me, or the place where I can't post at all?
#SocialMediaFun
TFW it's your birthday so I check your profile to see if you're still here and I find several deep dark rabbit holes and I wonder why I'm following you and why I'm still on this platform
Maybe you saw your follower count go down and thought “oh I guess someone else left this platform” but this time it was just because I unfollowed you🤷🏻♂️
Maybe I could try to join some other platform, but if y'all say the exact same stuff over there as you do here, what's the point?🦋
Well at least the B*rniebros have found their R*ttenhouse or something.
#IDontCareIfSomeoneAlreadySaidThis
Between travel and losing the will to be on here at all, sorry I missed all your birthdays🎂🤟
@DaveTheFerg @MarkHasty @eddiepepitone @GuerrillaJokes @rimaparikh12 @ryanbroems @jimmyflann @DanTheDrees @Bobby_Condon @deannaortiz_ @markbazer @VagnettiDavid @Todd_Spence @amy_sumpter
Sorry to all the comedians whose special shows I missed while I was out of town for Thanksgiving!
(I remember when I could say stuff like this on this platform and those comedians were actually here to see it)
#SupportLocalComedy
This is an election, not a sporting event.
We are not spectators, we are participants.
The candidates don't determine the outcome, WE DO.
The result is our responsibility, no matter what the memes say.
Vote.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday while visiting family, I have not forgotten you in my heart🎂❤️
@BRIAN_SCOLARO
@JohnEsnrch
@MikeSkoy
@mikefinoia
@slackmo
@Milesphendrix
@Ian___Online
@KristenToomey
@BrewersRaptor
@ShaneHartline
@damonjr
@aPatrickMcManus
@SeanSmyph
@MarciaBelsky
Well, today I looked at the tweets of all the people I really like and I didn't get depressed by them.
I'm calling that a win.✅
I love this and I love everyone in it
My short Flu Game about the delivery guys that poisoned Michael Jordan is now on YouTube, if that interests you:
youtu.be/ghuFZUa6aeA?si=BVHH…
This time of year I always think about Yugoslavia.
Thanks @BlakeBurkhart! 👏
I already have an Olympic Crush.™🏉🇫🇷
#MidnightConfessions
The only downside to following mostly comedians is that so many of them think they have a hilarious joke about breaking news and so few of them ever do.
#Sorry #SupportLocalComedy
Happy Birthday to @jakewellscomedy, yet another person I miss on this platform🎂








