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Estate agent owner, tired of B.S. agents and suppliers say. Looking to help improve the industry in a small way.

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Joined February 2016
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As Purplebricks SP slips to 16.95p Investors might recall Zeus were v.enthusiastic about the impact of the "Money back guarantee" Forecasting £100m revenue & 69k annual instr by 2023 Vendors rushing to instruct in a frothy market with prospect of fee ret'd instead of selling!
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Launching, & running, a property portal these days can be very expensive, just ask One Dome whose latest figures submitted to Companies House are shown below. Just ask Boomin who are currently completing another funding round. Quick question; when do the investors get a return?
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I guess Purplebricks share price crashing The Emperor's New clothes couldn't be happening at aworse time for the Bruces as they pitch BOOMIN to investors and agents alike .
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EWEMOVE Our discovery webinars 👀give you the chance to find out how you can earn uncapped commission,break even at month 8 & have all start-up costs covered within the first year and turn your initial £10k investment into £750,000 in just 5 years.Unrealistic Expect🙄ations!
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Replying to @YorkshireProps
BIGGER "Oops" (or is that smaller...🤨🤔)
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If you’re looking for a new job for 2022 we are seeking 2 key roles @baseproperty - a senior lettings administrator & office manager. We have a small, close knit team- we put happy tenants in amazing homes and wow our landlords. If you like making people happy get in touch!!! – at Poplar, London
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Time for Propertymark to step up to the plate and call Purplebricks to account on so many fronts .Sat on their hands for far too long They owe it to the public and their members
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For weeks @PremPropLawyers has lied and failed to communicate effectively with customers about their IT outage. This website aims to highlight the impact this is having on people's lives: shouldiusepremierpropertylaw… #PremierPropertyLawyers
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Replying to @PurplebricksUK
I don’t have an account with you ! Never had one because I was not happy with the service so used someone else! That’s my point .,. Why are you ‘marketing’ my email address!
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– at Penzance, England
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Replying to @JustEricWalker
what's more incredible is a -ve story has been published. @Hillofwad has been trying to get @PropIndEye , @PropertyJourn, @propertyjourno @property_whore to cover the story of a systematic gaming of @Zoopla with falsified, consumer misleading listings: A 101 breach of CPR
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Another hoary old chestnut appearing as FIRST LISTED TODAY SOLD STC🤣 Chatline says FIRST LISTED 28/02/20. 19 mths ago! The irony is was even longer than that You couldn't make it Up! @naea_uk zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/detail…
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Replying to @SkyUK
@SkyUK please help. Over a year now and youre using my subscription to pay for someone else's Netflix. Two phone calls and still not resolved. I want to pay for myself to access not strangers.
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zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/detail… Taking the Purple biscuit😅😂🤣FIRST LISTED today!! Not quite Agent (Chatline) " I believe this first went on the market in 2017 but I cannot see the exact date from my side I'm afraid." "Thanks Wow 2017 that was a long time ago "Agent Yes indeed." !
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The "Purplebricks Recycler Roadshow"has landed in Yorkshire today in the lovely Harrogate area.FIRST LISTED today -all SOLD STC 🤣😂 Oh no they weren't ,yonks ago zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/detail… zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/detail… zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/detail… zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/detail… + others
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📉Unemployment down for nine months in a row 💼Record numbers of people in work 🤝100,000 young people in Kickstart jobs Proud that this 👇 didn't age well. #PlanForJobs
Guardian front page, Thursday 9 July 2020: Mass unemployment fears despite Sunak’s ‘plan for jobs’
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BREAKING: Purplebricks instructions drop by 23% as stock imbalance bites thenegotiator.co.uk/breaking… #Property #EstateAgents #Purplebricks
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Replying to @MyhomemoveC
@MyHomeMoveHelp #conveyancing #bbcnews #purplebricks #solicitors Day two of a system outage and no communication from you. Buyers and sellers not able to complete!! Not acceptable to have no back up system. 😡😡😡
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Maybe someone next week in the media might actually stick their head above the parapet & discuss Why has it all gone so badly wrong with Purplebricks ?.Is the broken model capable of being fixed,if so who will be able & willing to do so.Bruces left behind a ticking timebomb
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Using @PurplebricksUK and @PremPropLawyers for the sale of a property is the worst decision we ever made. Very close to losing our house we have paid a deposit on. Avoid at all costs!!
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