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I do law stuff. Left-libertarian. @MissLynnetteH’s bestie.

Joined October 2011
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I love when a dog brings you a toy but has absolutely no intention of letting you touch it. Oh, I misunderstood, this is a viewing only. Beautiful piece. Thank you for showing me.
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“How does it feel being a loser, Mr President?” - Sky News reporter, Dominic Waghorn 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Give this man his Pulitzer Prize.
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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People born in 1995 are turning 65 this year let that sink in
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✅ Allow McDonald’s App to access Contacts, make phone calls, send texts, and act on my behalf
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He’s never been in my house. He’ll never be in my house. Thank you for your attention to the matter of my house.
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"they noticed you're scaring the hoes" is perhaps the best 2026 midterms take yet
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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Nothing says "we heard the message and ignored it" quite like naming a white nationalist as chief of staff.
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Woke up so horny I was googling stuff like “Jon Ossoff shirtless”
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
Your obsession with children's genitals and ignoring the economy is why you lost and will continue to lose.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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If you increase your font size by 1 point every time you respond to someone in an email, eventually they'll stop emailing you.
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“no matter the election results Jesus is still king” you guys couldn’t handle a Spanish speaking US citizen at the Super Bowl.. yall are not ready for Jesus
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being down bad for unemployed mentally ill hung cock .. never again. it was good tho
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Men are like “we are not allowed to cry” I mean you’re also not allowed to beat women but somehow nothing stops you there huh
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wait why he actually clock a gag
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My favorite part of the Fall is watching the states change color.
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If you’re worried about Sharia law taking over but not Christian nationalism, you’re a fucking idiot.
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How it feels going on public transport with a suitcase
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conservative christians when their children actually take the teachings of jesus seriously and don’t vote for republicans:
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