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Say BOOM! and then read my name out loud. No legal advice here, just vibes. Opinions my own, not that of my employer.

California
Joined April 2010
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Shaq Kalaka retweeted
I know things are looking pretty rough right now, but I'm hoping that this helps :)
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But he’ll try. The fascist playbook is that when *you* cause pain to poor/working-class whites and the middle class, you first blame foreigners. Then racial and ethnic minorities. And Jews. Then dissidents. Then women. MAGA will run through *all* of us before it gets to *him*.
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I love the idea that America developed a weather-controlling superweapon and the only thing they use it for is just to fuck over Florida specifically twice a year
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Shaq Kalaka retweeted
I hope this email kills us both
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Shaq Kalaka retweeted
the swifties wasted no time
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Reminder that according to the new SCOTUS ruling, as long as it’s an official act this is 100% legal.
Biden: "Tomorrow, I'm doing 9/11" 😂
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Why does Trump have microbangs
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If only there was a way to learn a restaurant’s opening hours and menu when standing outside it
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Kamala addresses the fact that some people don’t like her laugh. The message is quite beautiful.
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Kamala Harris could end up certifying her own election
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Replying to @PeterTwinklage
Biden will be her VP?
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Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win.
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Shaq Kalaka retweeted
omg the trump assassination suspect only chose trump over biden because trump was closer. this mf would have shot grimace if he had an event nearby
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Zelensky must hate this stupid country so bad. He’s been at the center of eight of the 10 stupidest things to happen here over the last decade and a blown election here might mean the end of his nation
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The Democratic Party is ACTUALLY GRAPPLING with the question of whether it possible to exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you AND simultaneously be unburdened by what has been. Like... how did she know?????
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Shaq Kalaka retweeted
I have no idea if replacing Biden will work but it is increasingly clear that not replacing Biden will not work
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Shaq Kalaka retweeted
I don’t even know what to say
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Shaq Kalaka retweeted
Biden: Democracy is on the ballot Voters: We’d have a better chance if you step down Biden: Nope Reporter: And if Trump wins? Biden: Don’t worry, I’ll be OK
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Oh sorry I thought this was about saving democracy
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“But if we expand the court what happens when the other side wins” they already won you dumbass motherfucker
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