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I can be very incendiary just to get arguments started. Other than that I am very reasonable. After all, I am Thanos.

Joined April 2012
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Started out composing music for one of the most legendary anime series of all time and now an attorney general this dude on a generational run holy shit
Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies. (Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…)
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Samson Corwell retweeted
All Americans, whether we want to be or not, are the heirs of Jefferson. Adams, Hamilton, and the Federalists have been widely rehabilitated in public memory only recently
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You both are weirdos. Everything is gonna be ok, stop acting like children
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I live in a blue state now and suddenly want a sex change Is this how it goes??? #Midterms26 #TexasBlueWave
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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People on the libertarian right also need to cope with the fact that all land in Singapore is owned by the state, there's public land and they have made efforts to develop state capacity
I love how Singapore destroys copes on both the left and right wing. People on the left need to do mental gymnastics to explain why they pay basically 0 in taxes and somehow are the richest and lowest crime rate per capita in the world. Literally the opposite of socialist theory. People on the right need to do mental gymnastics to explain why an ethnically diverse country is the richest and lowest crime rate capita. It is so high trust, the average Singaporean has a per capita murder rate 6x lower than white Americans. Homicide is essentially a solved issue in a multi-ethnic cramped city. Its existence is a curveball to every world view, I love it.
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Singapore residents are 73.9% ethnic Chinese. Its homicide rate (~0.1 per 100,000) is far lower than the 6x claim vs white Americans (~2.0 per 100,000); taxes are low but not "basically 0" (tax-to-GDP 13.4%). singstat.gov.sg/files/5645f043… bjs.ojp.gov/document/hvus2… tradingeconomics.com/singapore/inte… oecd.org/content/dam/oe…
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Samson Corwell retweeted
Man these constitutional conservatives who say they love the constitution seem to really hate everything about the 14th amendment.
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Replying to @LinkofSunshine
Forgive him, he is from Barcelona.
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sex work is inherently exploitative too lmao. but you know why courts worldwide do not enforce surrogacy contracts? because the consequences of a breach of contract is disastrous with immense humanitarian considerations and cannot be remedied with monetary damages.
also going with bodily autonomy and consistency, how can one be pro-sex-work and anti-surrogacy? or is it because pregnancy is considerably more medically consequential than most forms of sex work?
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European labor laws are crazy
BREAKING: 🇧🇪 Belgian king rejects PM’s resignation The king refused to accept the prime minister’s resignation and instructed him to continue budget negotiations. Prime Minister Bart De Wever informed King Philippe of his decision to resign over the failure of budget talks.
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King Philippe did not reject De Wever's resignation. He took it under consideration ("in beraad") and deferred his decision until after a new meeting with the prime minister on Friday. yahoo.com/news/politics/… nos.nl/artikel/263772…
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This weird pseudo legalistic idea that anything you sign has to be enforced is so stupid. Who tf believes this
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Replying to @DailyLoud
I’m not a very good person honestly but I can say the idea of taking a baby to refuse medical care so it will die is absolutely diabolical to me.
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if i write a contract that says if i pay someone they are legally bound to cut off their leg...and they dont..........oh well. that contract isnt legally binding just because they signed it then didnt saw off a limb.
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G.K. Chesterton’s old adage remains undefeated: “The poor sometimes object to being governed badly. The rich always object to being governed at all.”
an important reminder that if they are ever faced with the prospect of having slightly less money and power, oligarchs will always side with authoritarianism
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Why have we made fridges that can be hacked?
🚨 NEW: Britain is on alert to protect Tesco and Sainsbury's fridges amid cyber attacks on similar fridges across Europe Hackers are remotely accessing them and turning temperatures up to as high as 80C
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Historically we've been S-tier at hunting animals to extinction, but when it comes to invasive species suddenly it's all: uwu it's so hard, I'm tired, there's soooo many of them
i asked why more places don’t cook and eat invasive species in my conversation biology class and everyone started laughing but i was dead ass. more places need to do this!!!
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
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> the UK owns a small island near my country > this does not effect me literally at all > this does not psychologically destroy me > I think I will not start a war over it Much for Argentina to ponder!
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Replying to @scaling01
gemini 5: good night, claude
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Replying to @bdquinn
As a person who eventually wants the American economy to be ran by unions, we gotta hang this guy by his balls.
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