A 🇨🇦 trying to survive the UCP. And being locked out of my real Twitter account by the Melon. #ForeverCanadian
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No derision, no snide comments, PMMC chides Barton, but sooo diplomatically.
❤️ this.
(Part 2)
Prime Minister Carney pushes back against @StephanieLevitz and @RosieBarton.
#cdnmedia #GetTheClearance
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2,439 students in Sylvan’s 6 PUBLIC schools. The UCP govt is SOLELY RESPONSIBLE for the unacceptable capacity pressures in these 6!
And Devin? Delusional or brazen?
Calling 126 student spaces in PRIVATE, UCP ally, tuition-charging Christian school, “HUGE” news for Sylvan Lake.
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Is Danielle Smith about to support companies to focus on exclusivity hiring White males and discriminate as they please?
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One year after the Alberta government ordered teachers back to work following a historic strike, the Alberta Teachers’ Association is giving the province a failing grade edmonton.citynews.ca/2026/10…
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~ $50 MILLION plus interest is still unaccounted for, missing
Danielle Smith said she was getting it back, a long time ago
Where’s the money? Why haven’t we recovered it?
#abpoli #UCP @nenshi @RickBellwrites @DonBraid
Premier Danielle Smith rejects renewed call for a public inquiry into alleged procurement irregularities in Alberta's heathcare system after The Globe reported the RCMP is investigating potential fraud, breach of trust, and money laundering theglobeandmail.com/canada/a… w @tom_cardoso
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Is the Edmonton Islamic School different than the Edmonton Islamic Academy? At the latter, students are apparently subject to the regulations of the “Division of Public Health” at the “Department of Health and Social Services”.
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Hell I already used to carry a cane for about a year after my accident so why the hell not???
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😅😅😅
"Diana Fox Carney has more letters after her name than needed to spell John Brassard."
Fun Fact 1 — @JohnBrassardCPC has a Grade 12 education as his highest level achieved. He flunked out of community college (next to impossible to do) eventually becoming a fireman.
Fun Fact 2 — Diana Fox Carney has more letters after her name than needed to spell John Brassard.
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Building Canada Strong isn't just about pipelines and northern security, it's about building a strong sense of Canadian community. For all Canadians. Premier Kinew is looking for a new path and Canada is listening. We are all better together. 🇨🇦
It’s a good day to be Anishinaabe. It’s a good day to be a Canadian.
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Miigwech to Prime Minister Carney, Grand Chief Cindy Woodhouse, Chiefs, Leaders, and all the First Ministers, who listened to the shared wisdom and vision for Canada.
As our National Chief said, this can’t be a one and done. We must continue building relationships, working together and making Canada stronger for everyone.
#AbolishTheIndianAct
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As a former TV & Motion Picture actor, I approve of this post.
🇨🇦 OFFICIAL NOTICE TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: YOUR ACCOUNT IS SERIOUSLY OVERDUE.
AMOUNT OWING: $80,613,183,000 USD. PLUS SANTA.
Dear America,
Following a comprehensive review of our trade relationship, Canada has discovered a rather troubling oversight.
For more than a century, Americans have enjoyed unrestricted access to Canadian actors, musicians, comedians and filmmakers without paying a single Canadian Talent Export Tariff.
Frankly, we’ve been far too generous.
Inspired by Washington’s innovative approach to international trade, we’re introducing an entirely fictional 50% RETROACTIVE CANADIAN ENTERTAINMENT TARIFF.
Interest and penalties apply, naturally.
DEPARTMENT OF HOLLYWOOD & MOTION PICTURES
Keanu Reeves, Catherine O’Hara, Ryan Gosling, John Candy, Bob, Rachel McAdams, Jim Carrey, Donald Sutherland, Michael Buie, Eugene Levy, Seth Rogen, William Shatner, Ryan Reynolds, Leslie Nielsen, Christopher Plummer, Robert Clothier, Mike Myers, Kiefer Sutherland, Martin Short, Doug, Michael J. Fox, Dan Aykroyd, James Cameron and numerous others.
Estimated worldwide receipts: $60 billion.
50% TARIFF: $30 BILLION
DEPARTMENT OF MUSIC & LIVE ENTERTAINMENT
Drake, Joni Mitchell, Michael Bublé, Stan Shmenge, Shania Twain, Kevin Breit, Justin Bieber, Leonard Cohen, Avril Lavigne, Bryan Adams, The Five Neat Guys, The Weeknd, Anne Murray, Terry Bush, Shawn Mendes, Neil Young, Céline Dion, Yosh Shmenge, Gordon Lightfoot, Alanis Morissette, Paul Anka, Sarah McLachlan and numerous others.
Estimated worldwide receipts: $35 billion.
50% TARIFF: $17.5 BILLION
DEPARTMENT OF TELEVISION & COMEDY
Decades of sitcoms, sketch comedy, late-night television, dramas and assorted Canadian cultural mischief.
Estimated receipts: $15 billion.
50% TARIFF: $7.5 BILLION
OFFICIAL NOTICE OF ASSESSMENT
Hollywood & Motion Pictures: $30,000,000,000
Music & Live Entertainment: $17,500,000,000
Television & Comedy: $7,500,000,000
Retroactive Interest & Penalties: $13,750,000,000
Ontario HST (13%): $8,937,500,000
Administrative Processing Fee: $250,000,000
HST on Processing Fee (13%): $32,500,000
U.S. Dollar Convenience Fee (3%): $2,339,100,000
HST on Convenience Fee (13%): $304,083,000
GRAND TOTAL OWING: $80,613,183,000 USD
All figures are deliberately rough, fictional assessments based loosely on worldwide entertainment activity. Overlapping credits and creative accounting have been enthusiastically incorporated.
PAYMENT TERMS
Payment is due immediately. Canadian dollars, certified cheques and unmarked hockey pucks are accepted.
Failure to pay may result in additional penalties, collection proceedings and the temporary suspension of Canadian comedians working south of the border.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Actually, no we don’t.
FINAL DEPARTMENT: CHRISTMAS
Santa Claus ………………………….. PRICELESS
Canadian postal code: H0H 0H0.
Retroactive tariff: PRICELESS.
Accumulated interest: ALSO PRICELESS.
We respectfully suggest settling this matter before December 25.
America, you really don’t want to start a trade war with the North Pole. 🎅🇨🇦
SandyClarkLivesInDanielleHell retweeted
Plenty of potentials where Danielle Smith and the UCP are concerned. Changing laws so you don’t break a law is breaking the law.
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Always a UCP grift. If there isn't an angle to pocket some cash for themselves, or cronies or their masters, the government of Alberta doesn't do a damn thing. Smith's UCP isn't governing for Albertans, they're picking the public purse to fill their pockets with our tax dollars.
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I swear Alberta's main industry is hog farming there's so many hogs at the taxpayer trough.
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What has happened to us, Alberta, that a govt that steals our money, lies, commits fraud, launders our money…is in any way “normal”?
abresistance.ca
RCMP investigating Alberta health procurement for possible fraud, money laundering
globalnews.ca/news/12123134/…
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Alberta UCP Premier Danielle Smith promotes Bill 33’s protections against deepfakes, and her description is accurate. But the government’s own release on the bill is headlined “Scrapping DEI hiring practices.” The same bill changes hiring rules across Alberta’s public institutions, which her post doesn’t mention.
Read our thread to learn the facts 🧵
Alberta UCP Premier Danielle Smith says Bill 33 would, if passed, protect Albertans from intimate images shared without consent, “whether the images are real or fake,” with fines of up to $10,000, up to two years in jail, coverage of AI-generated content, and the right to sue over threats to share.
What the post doesn’t mention: the government’s release on Bill 33 is headlined “Scrapping DEI hiring practices.” The same bill amends the Alberta Human Rights Act so hiring and promotion in public institutions, including school boards, universities and municipalities, are based on “merit and job requirements” rather than diversity, equity and inclusion policies. It also limits mandatory DEI training. The post doesn’t mention that part of the bill at all.
Read our thread to learn the facts 🧵
SandyClarkLivesInDanielleHell retweeted
First, define 'intimate'. Then tell us if 'nonconsensual images being shared without consent whether the images are real or fake' could in theory include a real picture of you shaking hands with Trump. This stinks of cover for potential rights restrictions to protect yourself.
