My guitar might’ve wanted to kill your mama but the Christo-Fascists want to kill all your freedoms. I’ve come back from the dead to stop them.
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I was probably already sick when I appeared on this show. Just 7 years later, I’d be dead. But I wasn’t gonna let these fascist shitheads have the last word.
At first, Julius Sleazer said he wanted to work with the new Dem-controlled Congress. But isn’t naming Stevie Mimmler chief of staff kind of like hiring Dracula to “work with” the local peasants?
BREAKING: Trump announced that chief of staff Susie Wiles is leaving her post and will be replaced by Stephen Miller.
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“We lost Kansas? Fucking 𝙆𝘼𝙉𝙎𝘼𝙎?? That’s like Darth Vader losing the Death Star!”
“Sir, Darth Vader 𝙙𝙞𝙙 lose the Death Star ….” 🤣
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Musk: “There’s no reason to save money anymore. It’s pointless because we’ll all have super intelligent abundance.”
Q: You also said you’d be building cities on Mars in a few years.
Musk: I say stupid things constantly. Only a fool would ever trust me.
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These Bigots For Christ would be fine with taking over the country electorally if they could. But what they really want is the modern-day AmeriKKKan version of the Crusades — a fascist theocracy growing out of the barrel of a gun.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to every incel shmuck I see driving Elon's penis. Gift link.
Tesla Winding Down Production of Cybertruck, Musk Says
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That her Dear Leader gets all bent out of shape and then shoots the messenger when someone gives him bad news is hardly Susie Wiles’s fault.
Revealed: How Susie Wiles kept Trump in the dark about looming GOP disaster #AlterNet twp.ai/9OdDTv
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You can’t buy what’s not for sale.
After wasting almost half a billion dollars supporting Republicans in the midterm elections, tech oligarch Elon Musk is having trouble digesting the Democratic landslide. mrf.lu/2VkfB
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DeMAzification should start the moment the new congress is sworn in.
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Get a job like everyone else, lady.
Sen. Susan Collins on why she lost:
“I was caught up in the Trump tsunami that swept away many incumbent Republican senators who have served their states well for many years and really care about our country.”
“Everybody ignores the fact that I voted to convict him in the second impeachment trial. What bigger break could there be? It is never enough. I want results and they want angry rhetoric.” Collins told The New York Times.
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A word of advice to his congressional investigators: if FElon flouts your subpoenas, charge him with contempt and send a heavily armed contingent of officers to arrest him. There’s a limit to how much he can retaliate if he’s in handcuffs and leg irons.
Elon Musk has a warning for Democrats: if they investigate him after the midterm elections, he intends to retaliate.
His message is simple: those who come after him should expect consequences. Musk has also threatened to pursue the people he believes are really behind such investigations, not just the politicians involved.
But here's a question.
Why should a billionaire whose companies receive billions of dollars in federal contracts consider congressional oversight a threat?
If Musk's activities at DOGE, his business dealings, and his companies' government contracts are entirely legal and transparent, answering congressional questions should not be a problem.
SpaceX and other Musk-linked businesses have extensive financial relationships with the federal government. Taxpayers have every right to know whether those relationships involve conflicts of interest, preferential treatment, or improper influence.
Congressional oversight is not political persecution. It is a fundamental part of American democracy.
If investigations uncover serious violations, the government should examine whether existing contracts should continue, subject to applicable law.
And threatening retaliation against investigators raises questions of its own.
No billionaire is above the law. No government contractor is entitled to immunity from scrutiny. And no amount of money should buy protection from congressional accountability.
Government contracts are paid for by the American people. They are not a personal shield against the American people.
P.S. I'm moving my independent reporting and political analysis to Substack. Join me with a free or paid subscription:
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America needs to be reminded that democracy isn’t just putting an X or pulling a lever beside a collection of names every few years, it’s also dedication to the rule of law and EQUALITY before the law, no matter how rich or how white you are.
"This is a moment to focus on accountability and reimposing the rule of law.
When we talk about accountability we do not mean revenge, or payback, or retribution. We mean holding people accountable for breaking laws."
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If AmeriKKKa’s version of Uday and Qusay didn’t have the Fecal Fuhrer’s last name and access to his money, they’d most likely be in sheltered employment or wards of the state. They lack the brain cells to do or be anything else.
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James Talarico is more manly, and more representative of the real Texas, than this spineless, shapeless, sniveling blob of charmless protoplasm could ever hope to be.
Sen. Ted Cruz: "Texas is blue. That is a hard sentence to utter. But Texas, today at least, is blue...We will bring Texas back. I am filled with hope and optimism. Texas will be red again.
We have not suddenly become a bunch of tofu-eating, gun-banning, tutu-wearing pinko commie liberals. That ain’t us. Texas is still Texas."
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Fuel up with “Wind Up Workin’ In A Gas Station (Alternate Version),” streaming now⛽️
Hear an alternate, earlier session outtake featuring Davy Moire’s complete vocals and a longer edit — one of many featured on the Zoot Allures 50th Anniversary Super Deluxe Box Set.
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Chris Christie: “JD Vance will be remembered for standing behind Vivek and his ad. A man who wrote a book about Catholicism. It’s a disgrace.”
James Talarico is more manly, and more representative of the real Texas, than this spineless, shapeless, sniveling blob of charmless protoplasm could ever hope to be.
Sen. Ted Cruz: "Texas is blue. That is a hard sentence to utter. But Texas, today at least, is blue...We will bring Texas back. I am filled with hope and optimism. Texas will be red again.
We have not suddenly become a bunch of tofu-eating, gun-banning, tutu-wearing pinko commie liberals. That ain’t us. Texas is still Texas."
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I'm less impressed by how @ossoff speaks (though he's terrific at that too) and more impressed by what he says.
This 2-minute clip is the best explanation of Trump corruption that I've ever heard. His explanation of the Russian dirty deals is so accurate and so clear. He knows the facts cold. And he explains them better than I can.
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“The Trump era had been defined by certain rules. You could count on Trump to drag his party along, on the GOP to go along with this.
Are these still the rules after the shellacking? Can Trump continue his generational run as Republican god-emperor?”
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