
Heretic. Owner of @TheyCallMeSmeef
Minnesota, USA
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The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
I will not blackpill
the blackpill is the mind-killer
the black pill is the little internal cucking that brings total spiritual obliteration
I will face reality
I will analyze and internalize the lessons provided by my defeats, and become stronger in response
And when the test comes again I will be victorious
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
How the election poll worker looks at me when I say I voted Hard R
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
Seeing people talk about this plane crash has convinced me how 930 people could be persuaded to drink cyanide laced Flavor Aid.
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
OH! Yearly reminder! Change your smoke detector batteries. Every year is an absolute minimum.
Smoke detectors are wear-and-replace items. They don't last forever, no matter how faithfully you've changed the batteries or how enthusiastically they've screamed at you for burning toast.
Most smoke detectors need to be replaced every 10 years. Check your manufacturer's instructions, but if you don't know how old yours are, 10 years is a good rule of thumb.
And that's 10 years from the date of manufacture, not when you installed them. There's usually a date printed on the back.
The sensors degrade over time, and eventually that little plastic hockey puck on your ceiling may be doing little more than providing a false sense of security.
So go check yours. Replace the old ones.
Dying in a house fire because you trusted a $30 piece of plastic from 2004 is a really stupid way to go.
Another big warning sign? If your smoke detector keeps chirping despite having a perfectly good battery, or starts going off for no apparent reason, it may be telling you it's reached the end of its useful life.
That's a GREAT time to check the age of ALL your smoke detectors. If they were installed together and one is dying of old age, the others probably aren't far behind. Replace the whole aging batch.
And for all my black listeners out there? They make smoke detectrors with ~10 year batteries in them.
*BEEP*
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The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
Father Informs Daughter Of New Tax On Unrealized Halloween Candy Gains buff.ly/JSfjbXb
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
My main Twitter account (@narwitz0747) got suspended for “non-consensual nudity” because I… posted a video at night of the moon and stars???
Yo @elonmusk, sort your shit out. My appeal is going unnoticed and this is ridiculous.
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
Students supported Mao
Students supported Castro
Students supported Khomeini
Students supported Hitler
Students supported Mussolini
If find yourself blindly supporting every student lead movement, you’ll be wrong very often, in many eras, on many issues.
A good rule of history: if you find yourself opposing a student movement while siding with the ruling class, you're wrong. Every time, in every era, whatever the issue.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Student movements have not always been on the right side of history. Mao's student Red Guards persecuted hundreds of thousands. Students helped Castro and Khomeini rise to power, and Nazi student groups opposed the Weimar Republic.
britannica.com/topic/Red-Guar…
encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art…
aei.org/education/actu…
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
So.... My state has one of the most restrictive abortion laws in the nation
I like that
Some jumped up dipshit with a lot of money from back east who bought a summer house out here during covid doesn't like that, so he and a bunch of national orgs wrote up "Prop 1" to take us directly from most restrictive to one of the most permissive
Wife and I are obviously extremely opposed, but planned to just vote and not say anything...
right up until we started getting harangued by "Vote YES!" retards... they know they aren't allowed to go to the farmers market for instance (it's a strictly no politics space) so they setup.... directly across the street every week, then have their volunteers carry signs around the farmers market while "shopping"
Well, that rubbed me AND the wife the wrong way.... so now we are hanging a 4x8 "Stop Prop 1" sign on our property overlooking the busiest intersection in our area....
Already had "FUCK YOU" screamed at us by some unhinged high schooler while we were sizing up the space to get the right mounting hardware... Which just reinforces me doing it... I WAS a bit worried I'd just be preaching to the choir out here, but apparently not
Fuckum
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
Since feminism is really just about money, it's fitting that the diagram just looks like a girly-assed MasterCard Logo... but aside from that, it's generally stupid.
It kinda makes it look like most people know feminism is not about equality and most feminists aren't people. 😆
𝘼𝙣𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 can be a feminist.
No matter your reason for being or becoming a feminist, the goal is the same: pushing societies towards equality #ForAllWomenAndGirls.
Have a look at our simple guide to the often-misunderstood topic of #feminism.
🔗 unwomen.org/en/articles/expl…
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
Stargate fans: “I’m really excited Martin Gero is back”
*Amazon cancels show* #stargate #savestargate
Also Amazon:
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LEGAL ALERT: The ATF has issued an open letter with guidance regarding the NFA ruling. You can read it here: atf.gov/media/30961/download
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EARLIER: Anti-ICE protesters continued to gather after ICE shot a man in Bronx / Manhattan Marble Hill neighborhood during Detainement. According to news reports a 5 year old child in back seat is unharmed.
Video by @yyeeaahhhboiii2 | Licensing @FreedomNTV [email protected]
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
To the insensitive dicks making jokes, they lost 9 TRILLION rupees, that’s almost $14.
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🚨BREAKING🚨
ATF's illegal gun registry now contains 1,414,088,513 records, 92% of which are digitized, the agency confirms to Congress.
Registration data includes the names and addresses of gun owners as well as the make, model, and serial number of their firearms.






































