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A writer of software and tender of Linux boxen; a bass player who on the guitar noodles; Reader, Writer, Arithmaticker.

Rochester, NY
Joined January 2007
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Phone just insisted on autocorrecting "morrissey" to "mortuary". Everybody's a critic.
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3yr old: Where does poo come from? Me(making it simple):You just had lunch Her: Yes Me:The food goes into your mouth & into your tummy.Our body takes all the good stuff and the rest goes to our bottom & when you go to the toilet that comes out as poo Stunned silence Her:& Tigger?
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the one remaining twitter engineer keeping the site running right now xitter.gq/world_buzz_news/status…
Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!
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every picture of fetterman looks like he’s overhearing someone say johnny cash wrote “hurt”
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Debugging be like...
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Young Turks by Rod Stewart creeped me out as a kid. The idea of running away from family to be on your own horrified me for some unknown reason at that age. #ThisSongSpookedMe
A serious question: have you ever been (unironically, please) genuinely scared or creeped out by a song? Please use hashtag #ThisSongSpookedMe
In the Autumn a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of snow blowers.
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Replying to @Grimisham
lol this is just like a @adultninfan tweet xitter.gq/adultninfan/status/151…
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Writing isn't what you do after you have an idea. It's how you develop an inkling into an insight. Turning thoughts into words sharpens reasoning. What's fuzzy in your head is clear on the page. "I'm not a writer" shouldn't stop you from writing. Writing is a tool for thinking.
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i would let him officiate my wedding
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Was Lovecraft foreshadowing the existence of @Verizon when he created Azathoth? Both are gibbering idiot gods whirling in the Void, drooling to the sound of mad pipers playing faux-classical hold music.
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If you didn't come to party, don't bother knocking on my door. Or if you have a package or something. That's okay too.
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*Trent reznor voice* I wanna take you out of context I wanna search your tweets for dunk bait I wanna take you OUT OF CONTEXT!!! No benefit of the doubt You get me CLOSER TO CLOUT!!! *synthesizers*
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Trying to use a non-4k monitor larger than like 27" feels like wearing clown shoes.
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So @Twitter doesn’t think Rochester NY is a place. But there is an East Rochester?!?! I feel like there is a story here.
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BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi
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Never send a stateless asynchronous protocol to do a synchronous protocol’s job
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This fourteen-year-old tweet suddenly picked up 8 faves last night, presumably due to the log4j security bulletin. Twitter is weird. Also, I’ve been on Twitter for 14 years?
So, we meet at last, log4j.
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