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A writer of software and tender of Linux boxen; a bass player who on the guitar noodles; Reader, Writer, Arithmaticker.

Rochester, NY
Joined January 2007
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3yr old: Where does poo come from? Me(making it simple):You just had lunch Her: Yes Me:The food goes into your mouth & into your tummy.Our body takes all the good stuff and the rest goes to our bottom & when you go to the toilet that comes out as poo Stunned silence Her:& Tigger?
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the one remaining twitter engineer keeping the site running right now xitter.gq/world_buzz_news/status…
Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!
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every picture of fetterman looks like he’s overhearing someone say johnny cash wrote β€œhurt”
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Debugging be like...
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Replying to @Grimisham
lol this is just like a @adultninfan tweet xitter.gq/adultninfan/status/151…
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Writing isn't what you do after you have an idea. It's how you develop an inkling into an insight. Turning thoughts into words sharpens reasoning. What's fuzzy in your head is clear on the page. "I'm not a writer" shouldn't stop you from writing. Writing is a tool for thinking.
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i would let him officiate my wedding
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*Trent reznor voice* I wanna take you out of context I wanna search your tweets for dunk bait I wanna take you OUT OF CONTEXT!!! No benefit of the doubt You get me CLOSER TO CLOUT!!! *synthesizers*
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BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi
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Well, I didn’t hate being awake until I saw this: – at Georgia, USA
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Let's keep Facebook down until we reach herd immunity
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Every now and then I fall apart. #FacebookDown
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What did the Nonbinary prospector move to California? Because there was gold in them/their hills.
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console.log("what's going on?")
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Honestly, sitting in a coffee shop with a beverage/pastry and then browsing Target aimlessly without a shopping list while not actually conversing with another person is exactly the lack of human interaction I've been craving for the past year.
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so many songs would be better this way
Jack and Diane but all of the lyrics are β€œsuckin’ on a chili dog”
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It has not escaped my attention that the day social media companies decided there actually IS more they could do to police Trump’s destructive behavior was the same day they learned Democrats would chair all the congressional committees that oversee them.
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Partner and I made a gingerbread International Space Station!
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What’s that?! Look out! Dog on the road! (how to make an ACDC-song in 30 seconds)
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