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flubromazprozalom

@cornbreadben

lifestyle tweets of the pampered middle class

 New York, NY
Joined December 2013
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Replying to @thedavidcrosby
Hey David here’s a pic of my roommates dinner, maybe good enough for the art of your upcoming single with Michael Mcdonald
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My landlord is bored with our love
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Just why
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Replying to @emilytorbs
@emilytorbs
Toss another in the pile
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Ok what am I putting out there where this is how women flirt with me
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One day it’ll be mine
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I’m just gonna hang the floor towel
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Whoo, was getting worried I lost it
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This doing anything ladies
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Do I even know anyone in nyc on here
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If you hurt a writers feelings expect an essay about how your podcast sucks to be published
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I really don’t look like this guy
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Sorry Matt Healy you must get so many people saying you look like me
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Once again thank you Matt Healy for your trickle down
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I think a lot of people want to bang this Matt Healy guy from the band the 1975
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If everyone would take some time to neg me in a complimentary way thanks
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