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lifestyle tweets of the pampered middle class

New York, NY
Joined December 2013
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why are you (a tv writer) stealing my tweets instead of giving me a job
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It’s your birthday Jackie Chan! You wear whatever you want.
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Burger King was making a feminist statement. Read the whole thing, people. 🙄
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Hoping the next vaccine eligibility group includes comedians who were on AXS TV Gotham Comedy Live
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Showing a girl my room.
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Voted for Biden. Happy to do my part to fight fascism
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the house in RI my grandfather marc harrison designed/built as proof of concept for principles of universal, handicap-accessible design he developed in the 60s might go for sale. god id move heaven & earth to live there & a developer might just. knock his legacy down lmao
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Going welI, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!
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MY HAMSTER GOT INSIDE THE FUCKING NOTEBOOK SPRINGS
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OUR GREAT USA WANTS & NEEDS STIMULUS. WORK TOGETHER AND GET IT DONE. Thank you!
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Damn. I know a lot of 34 year old women who are gonna have to re-name their vibrators.
Jeff Goldblum sticks up for Woody Allen: "I think there is a presumption of innocence" trib.al/RERF34k
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Crockpot: Stand-Up at #PetShopJC #JerseyCity #comedy tonight and every 2nd Wednesday! We have great comics tonight including @TheDookness @geoffreyatm @TheJoeMurdock @BenSiyHian @shermjacobs @MrWaters__ #free #show #grove #NJ facebook.com/events/22726015…
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