Cuddly rebel. Earnest dilettante. Views expressed do not necessarily represent those of my S corporation.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2010
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Now 4 weeks + 1 day @AlaskaAir I see you responding to lots of other folks in your feed, so I'm starting to take it personally. Are you telling me to go away and never fly you again, because you could at least have the courtesy to say it to me directly.
Hey @AlaskaAir it's now been 4 weeks since you lost the bag with all this girl's Christmas presents in it, and you can't even be bothered to give us a straight story. Honestly shocked at how poorly you've handled this. Maybe you need to check the bolts on your cargo doors too.
Hey @AlaskaAir it's now been 4 weeks since you lost the bag with all this girl's Christmas presents in it, and you can't even be bothered to give us a straight story. Honestly shocked at how poorly you've handled this. Maybe you need to check the bolts on your cargo doors too.
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Think about how unreliable you have to be to be too unreliable for the MTA!
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Interacting with other people before the pandemic vs. interacting with people after
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Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”
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if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life because you’ll be unemployed
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Trump says his presidency has been “amazing by any standard” and that “we were not a regular administration.” Remarkably truthful!
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All the bizarre and horrifying things he did are going to come back to us at random moments like half-remembered scraps of dreams.
ALT Trump poses in the Oval Office with an envoy from North Korea, wearing a big shit eating grin and holding a gigantic envelope containing a letter from Kim John Un in front of his swimsuit zone like a gigantic pair of tighty whities.
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Here is a compilation of the domestic terrorists being arrested to “Layla” #Goodfellas #CapitolRiot #airportarrest #DomesticTerrorists #TrumpCult
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First the Republicans said you couldn’t impeach before an election. Now they’re saying you can’t impeach after an election. And some of them say you can’t have elections.
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It has not escaped my attention that the day social media companies decided there actually IS more they could do to police Trump’s destructive behavior was the same day they learned Democrats would chair all the congressional committees that oversee them.
