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she/her, 26 ♡ i hope Ur dreams r amazin 🧸 ♡

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aviate navigate communicate, if the captain is making announcements to the cabin you probs don’t need to be worried because they’re flying the plane, speaking with ATC and speaking with you is their last priority lol
Otis Reid (@otis_reid) profile pictureOtis Reid
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My all time favorite is British Airways 009 after all four engines stopped working due to volcanic dust
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global warming gone mad
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
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🚨 NEW: Britain is on alert to protect Tesco and Sainsbury's fridges amid cyber attacks on similar fridges across Europe Hackers are remotely accessing them and turning temperatures up to as high as 80C
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Austin Baird
@ASBairdOct 29
Birthday parties. Funerals. Hospital visits. We're raising our kids to attend anything they're invited to that's meaningful to someone else, even if they might prefer doing something else. Always go to the funeral. npr.org/2005/08/08/4785079/a…
Always Go To The Funeral

Always Go To The Funeral

As a child, Deirdre Sullivan learned from her father to always pay her respects at funerals. Now, this NPR listener believes those simple acts of human kindness are as important as the grand gestures.

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Tweet is the Work 🌷 (@NoblestCalling) profile pictureTweet is the Work 🌷@NoblestCallingOct 29
We had RSVPd as a maybe to a birthday party this weekend because of some schedule conflicts and the mom texted me today to say that she hopes we can come and almost no one has responded, 10/10 communication, we will be there queen 🫡
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monday thursday & if you have to do three then add friday as well 😙👌
TobyWrites (@tobyasky) profile pictureTobyWrites
@tobyaskyOct 28
If you were asked to work two days per week in the office, and the other days from home, what two days are you picking?
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Adam🐺@adamgj03Oct 28
The year is 2060, minimum wage is now £160,000. The tax threshold is still £12,500
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Official Weather UK ☀️@Official_WXUKOct 25
Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Met4Cast - UK Weather (@Met4CastUK) profile pictureMet4Cast - UK Weather
@Met4CastUKOct 25
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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just uploaded 7 items to vinted and i’m now frantically refreshing my app waiting for all the cash to start rolling in
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big duntles@bigluntyOct 25
girl your body is chippy tea
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i’ve had my electric blanket for 2 weeks and it’s already changed my life. best £35 i’ve ever spent as someone who has the temperature regulation ability of a piece of cardboard
Lucy Easthope (@LucyGoBag) profile pictureLucy Easthope@LucyGoBagOct 25
Learnt about this today octopus.energy/blog/free-ele…
Electric blankets

Electric blankets

Our research shows the typical home could save £300 by using an electric blanket to keep warm rather than always heating the whole house.

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took a break from scrolling to venture outdoors
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ugh, i’m so sick of living through once in a lifetime events
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
British Summer Time (BST) has now ended. As a result, the UK will now observe Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), with mornings being brighter and evenings getting darker earlier. Today will also be a 25-hour day due to the clocks going back by one hour.
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okay hold on we glossed over the toilet paper tampon… that is not-
Autoandrophilia August & Everything After (@HateKillEIon) profile pictureAutoandrophilia August & Everything After@HateKillEIonOct 23
OK as someone who's done the Toilet Paper Tampon move myself countless times what we're not gonna do is pretend this is male authors not knowing how to write women and not something women actually do
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QTCinderella
@qtcinderellaOct 24
🎶Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🎶….
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downsides of burning my index finger pad off: can’t unlock my laptop anymore upsides of burning my index finger pad off: ???
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a second statement has hit the h3h3productions instagram account
OsteoFerocious(asscakes) (@the_oatster) profile pictureOsteoFerocious(asscakes)@the_oatsterOct 23
Ethan makes his first statement since the news broke
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dropping easter eggs like he’s taylor swift gtfo
OG SNARK ☕️ (@SnarkingIsLegal) profile pictureOG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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not now.. mommy is reading the h3h3 fallout online
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dying inside at work reading about ethan klein cheating on hila i have nobody to talk to about this
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who the hell is PHP and why is he causing me issues at work i’ve been here literally 15 minutes plzzzzz
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