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she/her, 26 β™‘ i hope Ur dreams r amazin 🧸 β™‘

Joined April 2014
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aviate navigate communicate, if the captain is making announcements to the cabin you probs don’t need to be worried because they’re flying the plane, speaking with ATC and speaking with you is their last priority lol
My all time favorite is British Airways 009 after all four engines stopped working due to volcanic dust
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global warming gone mad
🚨 NEW: Britain is on alert to protect Tesco and Sainsbury's fridges amid cyber attacks on similar fridges across Europe Hackers are remotely accessing them and turning temperatures up to as high as 80C
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
Birthday parties. Funerals. Hospital visits. We're raising our kids to attend anything they're invited to that's meaningful to someone else, even if they might prefer doing something else. Always go to the funeral. npr.org/2005/08/08/4785079/a…
We had RSVPd as a maybe to a birthday party this weekend because of some schedule conflicts and the mom texted me today to say that she hopes we can come and almost no one has responded, 10/10 communication, we will be there queen 🫑
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monday thursday & if you have to do three then add friday as well πŸ˜™πŸ‘Œ
If you were asked to work two days per week in the office, and the other days from home, what two days are you picking?
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
The year is 2060, minimum wage is now Β£160,000. The tax threshold is still Β£12,500
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Replying to @AnthonyH123
like asda only did a limited amount of voucher codes you mean? fairs
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Replying to @1985Pete
wish i could be a fly on the wall for those internal meetings once they realised omg
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Replying to @Mazzzz101
the silent night dual control one, got it from groupon x
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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just uploaded 7 items to vinted and i’m now frantically refreshing my app waiting for all the cash to start rolling in
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girl your body is chippy tea
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i’ve had my electric blanket for 2 weeks and it’s already changed my life. best Β£35 i’ve ever spent as someone who has the temperature regulation ability of a piece of cardboard
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took a break from scrolling to venture outdoors
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set a reminder periodically to drink and replace whatever whatever needs to be used possibly? then you can replace with fresh water
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ugh, i’m so sick of living through once in a lifetime events
British Summer Time (BST) has now ended. As a result, the UK will now observe Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), with mornings being brighter and evenings getting darker earlier. Today will also be a 25-hour day due to the clocks going back by one hour.
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Replying to @richard1235x
who knows! it’s a them problem lol. it was mine too, got me through some tough times - the whole thing is a huge shame for everyone involved
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okay hold on we glossed over the toilet paper tampon… that is not-
OK as someone who's done the Toilet Paper Tampon move myself countless times what we're not gonna do is pretend this is male authors not knowing how to write women and not something women actually do
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
🎢Chestnuts roasting on an open fire πŸŽΆβ€¦.
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Replying to @reoteoirte
2 weeks ago tomorrow πŸ₯²
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