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she/her, 26 β™‘ i hope Ur dreams r amazin 🧸 β™‘

Joined April 2014
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
Birthday parties. Funerals. Hospital visits. We're raising our kids to attend anything they're invited to that's meaningful to someone else, even if they might prefer doing something else. Always go to the funeral. npr.org/2005/08/08/4785079/a…
We had RSVPd as a maybe to a birthday party this weekend because of some schedule conflicts and the mom texted me today to say that she hopes we can come and almost no one has responded, 10/10 communication, we will be there queen 🫑
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
The year is 2060, minimum wage is now Β£160,000. The tax threshold is still Β£12,500
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
girl your body is chippy tea
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🎢Chestnuts roasting on an open fire πŸŽΆβ€¦.
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
hate this guy
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You’ve got to be kidding me. Girl you need your ass beat .
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
Omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" now I can finally pursue my passions.
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
andy burnham I have just come
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
i love that the change of seasons doesn’t arrive all at once. it slowly finds its way into everything
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
i think one of the most romantic things about being alive is that another person can alter the architecture of your life so completely that new versions of you begin to exist. not every part of you is waiting to be uncovered. some are formed through being known by someone else
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
you can call me trashy or lowbrow but there is something sublime about eating with your parents at a shitty chain restaurant
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bedroom of a 26 year old woman
quarto de uma mulher de 22 anos
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace." As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.
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Getting my free Nando’s
Easy FREE Nando's? (You must enter by 4pm!) - If Harry Kane score today, you get a FREE Green Reward πŸ” Harry Kane has scored in 2 out of 3 world cup games this world cup (Plus the 8/8 qualifiers) You must fill out the form here by 4pm > nandos.co.uk/blog/extra-hot-… You can also grab an orange reward if you predict that 4+ Goals will be scored Or a Red Reward if England win 2-1
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One of Starmers biggest failings was his eratic use of the weather machine
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Let me be the first to call upon Andy Burnham to resign as Prime Minister.
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