Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur (a nonexistent but real-sounding country). Eh? / What?

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Joined January 2009
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I'm genuinely lost with this RAF Fairford case. Mohmed Abdulkarim, pictured here in a wheelchair, allegedly loaded three white vans with metal drums containing petrol, water butts and smart dashcams. A month ago, I said every new development left me more confused than the last. But this really is the icing on the cake. Every time I think this case can't get any more bizarre, another detail emerges.
🚨 PICTURED: Mohmed Abdulkarim, one of the two suspects charged over the RAF Fairford plot He allegedly loaded the three white vans with metal drums containing petrol, water butts and smart dashcams
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Seeing that (once again) the current government have already leaked the main details of the budget to the press, it would be funny if all the opposition parties failed to turn up at the Commons tomorrow in protest.
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If Nina Gold and the new Bond producers are savvy, they’d look at the general positive online reaction to Jack Lowden and go for him, rather than go against the wishes of the people. I’d cast the next Doctor Who in the same way - leak a last 4 and see which one the proletariate opt for.
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𝕄𝕣 𝔼𝕕 💫 retweeted
They also chanted to toss you on a bonfire but… we pick and choose what we hear I suppose.
🚨 Sources say it did NOT go unnoticed by the Manchester United front office that Michael Carrick received significant support from United fans during and after the defeat to Bournemouth. #MUFC [@RobDawsonESPN, @MarkOgden_]
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𝕄𝕣 𝔼𝕕 💫 retweeted
The only change at MUFC is that Michael Carrick will play centre mid at Chelsea. Plus Jonny Evans will return as a central defender. Any delay was because Evans wanted confirmation that he wouldn't win the Ballon d'Or last night. He has a point to prove. They all do. Big time
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𝕄𝕣 𝔼𝕕 💫 retweeted
Cheaper Marmalade….they’ll Luv that.. what about Gherkins ? Given that any thought ?
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𝕄𝕣 𝔼𝕕 💫 retweeted
Laurie Whitwell: “I anticipate Michael Carrick will take training tomorrow.” We are an absolute embarrassment of a football club. Another three points thrown down the drain on Saturday. Nice one.
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I know Ratcliffe meddling in football operations isn’t something to encourage but considering he once rolled out the term “best in class” for what Man Utd should have and the people he’s employed can’t agree on anything, it might be for the best that he starts firing people getting decisions wrong and take it upon himself to hire the one best in class option on the market who has won multiple league titles
🚨 CARRICK LATEST 🔺 Man Utd boss left in limbo 🔺 Spent 3hrs at Carrington today 🔺 Watched #mufc friendly v Hull City 🔺 Owners & execs in crisis talks 🔺 Players back for training on Tues 🔺 Unclear if Carrick will take session 🔺 Howe & Nagelsmann options
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💬 "The club’s chief decision-makers have mastered the art of delaying consequential decisions until the point of unmitigated crisis..." Read @AcademyScoop's article on why he thinks Jason Wilcox should follow Michael Carrick out the door at #MUFC 👇 stretfordpaddock.co.uk/if-mi…
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𝕄𝕣 𝔼𝕕 💫 retweeted
We’re at a point where it’s unclear if Michael Carrick is taking training tomorrow morning. Deary me #mufc
🚨 CARRICK LATEST 🔺 Man Utd boss left in limbo 🔺 Spent 3hrs at Carrington today 🔺 Watched #mufc friendly v Hull City 🔺 Owners & execs in crisis talks 🔺 Players back for training on Tues 🔺 Unclear if Carrick will take session 🔺 Howe & Nagelsmann options
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“Who’s your favourite Pope?” #OnlyConnect
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𝕄𝕣 𝔼𝕕 💫 retweeted
Who should be the next United manager? #mufc
43%Conte
7%Howe
36%Nagelsmann
14%Other
32,861 votes • Final results
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Imagine being paid to commission programmes at the BBC based on “Ooo, she’s doing really well on Celebrity Traitors. Shall we finally renew her series?”
She might have been murdered in the Celebrity #Traitors castle, but Miranda could be revived by the #BBC 🌅 Read more: radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/bbc…
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The Sky Sports witch hunt is utterly pathetic
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