minimalist

the british isles
Joined January 2012
Me when I get braces and masseater Botox and a hair transplant
Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
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"After Covid, there was a panic, we thought British people didn't want to work anymore"????? These people are legitimately mentally ill or at least they expect you to believe that they are. So it wasn't a mistake or ministers looking the other way, it was policy.
Jacob Rees-Mogg says that the Boriswave of 1 million is a 'drop in the ocean' compared to EU migration. He ignores that the Boriswave was net 2.5 million from 2021 to 2024, not 1 million. This consists of a net gain of 3 million non-EU nationals, net loss of 371,000 British nationals and a net loss of 110,000 EU nationals. He also says that the borders were opened up because they thought 'British people didn't want to work anymore' after Covid and that the UK needed a 'large number of immigrants to keep the economy going' and that this turned out to be 'wrong' as we now have 9 million economically inactive adults. I wonder if the two might go hand and hand. Anyway, at least they've stopped arguing the Boriswave was mainly Ukrainians and Hong Kongers.
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Literally why I don’t trust doctors, this poor girl :[
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This is high art btw. Art should make you feel something.
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he’s cooking her dinners, washing the dishes, and making her laugh! i know many idiot boyfriends who cannot say the same
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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Replying to @Gabewatch
She sounds like that because she is the voice of her generation
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funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Iran before the Islamic Revolution.
Kim, Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney, and Khloe for Skims' Holiday campaign
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I wonder what his mortgage rate is
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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i never EVER want to hear an american criticise british cooking again! this is just a shitty dry version of a cottage pie and they’re all saying it looks amazing??
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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Brainrot is an s tier meme format idgaf what anyone has to say about it
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Replying to @helloiampoppy
It's a beautiful declaration of love; we have many artists in common. 🩵
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Hey, if you can pull it off you can pull it off. I feel like a lot of women make themselves look older after they hit 30 bc they wear clothes that are unflattering to themselves bc they age shame themselves and box themselves into dull milk maid who lives in a shoe clothes.
Wearing two pigtails at 50 is crazy
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If Tamara and Ethan get together it’s gonna be deaaaad. I’m sure it was really hot when he was her boss and it wasn’t allowed … but now it’s open and he is not her boss … I actually hope Ethan and Hila can reconcile, especially for the children
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Replying to @sabiafwy
She's drawing a sonogram
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No it’s the best the way she says all that is so funny
Just when you think you’ve seen it all… Could be the worst clip yet
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she was living it the fuck up at that podcast lmfao
Strange behavior from AB saying he was going to Take "Tamara under his wing!" Once again Ethan Klein Jealous of AB asking what does that mean Then asks Tamara whos off camera, AB for sure has something to do with this situation!!! Very SUS!!!
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Oh my god this is almost as crazy as the playlist I made OUT OF THE FAVOURITE SONGS OF THE MAN I HAD BROKEN UP WITH WHICH I SENT TO HIM??? open.spotify.com/playlist/2V…
Nobody’s talking about Tamra’s playlist with a hidden message on Spotify… wtf #ethanklein #H3H3 #h3 #hilaklein #cheatinghusband #H3PODCAST
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It’s so tragic how only the most mind-numbingly dull people can make money in central London
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