🤖 Friends don’t let friends use A.I. 🎨 Writer / Artist of the Political Imagination. 🌊
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The fact that America elected Donald Trump …
— means someone traveled back in time, and stepped on a butterfly.
#RayBradbury
#ASoundOfThunder
Won’t somebody please [seriously] think of the children?
Democrats accuse Todd Blanche of “witness tampering,” say he steered Ghislaine Maxwell away from discussing a Jane Doe who met Trump huffpost.com/entry/witness-t…
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Now that the race is a dead heat - it might be good to point out that Darline Graham is owned by the data center industry after raking in $5M from data center super PACs, while Annie Andrews hasn’t taken a dime from them. You got this South Carolina.
You know how they say: “Let’s make this movie — with Muppets.” ?
I need a whole 90 min. #SNL show, peopled with Muppets, now.
They let the _UK_ have their own SNL.
#GiveUsWhatWeWant
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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I'd be pretty pissed if I was a girl and I stripped down naked for a photoshoot and they made the associated article about the dumb ass instagram photographer and not my large nude breasts
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Kafka: “Sobrevivi a tantas coisas terríveis que, quando a vida finalmente se tornou mais leve, confundi a ausência de dor com a ausência de propósito.”
Dostoiévski: “Fiz do meu sofrimento um lar e, agora que a porta estava aberta, não conseguia entender por que a liberdade me assustava mais do que as paredes.”♟️
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My pet theory is Boomers wound up the the way they did bc their dads all had PTSD managed with heavy alcoholism
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[working as a realtor on sesame street]
there’s no registry so I don’t know if I legally have to disclose this but there IS a vampire with OCD living here
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If your partner is neurodivergent and she spends her whole day off on the couch, then cries at 9pm about wasting it, learn the words ADHD paralysis.
She had 12 things she wanted to do. Her brain couldn't pick the first one, so it picked none. You think she's lazy.
Don't ask "What do you want to get done today?" At 10am, hold out her shoes. "We're walking to get coffee." Once she's moving, she'll pick the next thing herself. All she ever needed was someone to take the first step with her.
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“You know what I’d really like?”
“Tell me.”
“A Batman comic.”
“We can do a Batman comic.”
“A real Batman comic, no big event villain, no fighting his sidekicks.”
“I’ll make you a very traditional Batman comic. Crime-fighting adventures, cool villains, saving the day.”
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"They give you this plastic phone. It looks like a phone. Four buttons on it. One button has a picture of a cow and when you press it, you listen and it goes 'moo.' I say 'That's a cow' because I know that. I know what cows sound like. They say 'Amazing sir. Just incredible.'"
Trump: I'm the only president to pass. I passed 3 cognitive tests. And they're hard. They have a lion, a bear, a snake, and a camel. They say, which one is the snake? It's a very powerful test, very highly respected test, very well known test, 30 questions, very hard. I passed it all 3 times. I aced it
