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malcolm

@malcolmmyrick

Galactic Level Threat of the Millennium

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Joined November 2015
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josé@dotjjpgNov 6
THIS IS TOO REAL!&!&!&!&
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He knows a grand total of three people in his life
Cozyy (@Cozyvik) profile pictureCozyy
@CozyvikNov 5
Jennifer garner and Ben Affleck reunite in 1st photos since he admitted to regretting thier divorce
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the repper titties, the pornstar tattoos, the crucifix, the blow dry… immaculate
fashion mullet diaries 😔 (@keitherpuss) profile picturefashion mullet diaries 😔@keitherpussNov 6
This video in inducing psychosis for me at the moment
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Matthew Ogle@flaneur18h
Can I just say,
Matthew Ogle (@flaneur) profile pictureMatthew Ogle@flaneur31 Jan 2015
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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Have watched this vid about 50 times and there’s always something new
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I have truly missed people talking like adults.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 6
El-Sayed puts on a masterclass here on The View on how to apologize for saying something offensive
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marlee@padawanpirateNov 6
Love like a lesbian and sex like a gay guy has a name and it’s called Borderline Persoanlity Disorder
jj (@jonnoxrevanche) profile picturejj@jonnoxrevancheNov 6
Approach love like a lesbian. Approach sex like a gay guy. And under no circumstances attempt to replicate any aspect of the bisexual lifestyle
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Kate@HellaLittleee16h
People are gay that have never been gay before
Red Media (@RedMedia_us) profile pictureRed Media
@RedMedia_us18h
Brett Jones makes history as Alabama’s first openly gay sheriff after defeating two-term Republican incumbent Kevin Turner.
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AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT
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mountainous@lickgruhNov 5
tweeting with a total view count of 10 and one oomf
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@ Ryan Murphy
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@HoopsCraveNov 5
Abdul El-Sayed and Zohran Mamdani are reportedly dating.
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sam
@sam_d_1995Nov 5
the dem senate strategy:
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Nick Field (@nick_field90) profile pictureNick Field@nick_field9022 Nov 2024
1. Convince Roy Cooper to run in NC 2. Finally unseat Susan Collins in Maine 3. Hope Sherrod Brown can pull off a comeback in Ohio 4. Somehow win Texas? Get Peltola to run in Alaska? 🤷‍♂️ xitter.gq/nick_field90/status/18…
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J@verythickvajjjjNov 4
You do NOT wanna get in trouble out here this is Talarico everything and the barista lives next door
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trin@MAXXXXXlNENov 4
when ur slightly more sober than everyone else and have to navigate multiple drunk friends into an uber
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MY GOVERNOR A LADY FUCK YOU JD JON HUSTED IS DONE OHIO NUMBER ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Buc Nasty@ReloadedJuNov 3
Means she had like $60 one night when she was 17
Page 16 (@Page16models) profile picturePage 16
@Page16modelsNov 3
Inde Navarrette has a tattoo on her stomach. What does it mean? 👀
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cslowme@alwaysfumblingNov 4
And give Sydney Sweeney a damn breast reduction while you’re at it
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SEX CHANGES AND ABORTIONS FOR ALL!!!!! 3 PRIDE MONTHS THIS YEARRRRRR!!!
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@TheJakeChristie please say this is a good tweet, i yearn for your approval
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#NeedThat #BetYouThoughtWedStopYouAlreadyKnowWeKeptItVoting
🫥 (@sybil69420) profile picture🫥@sybil69420Nov 4
we're changing the national anthem to melatonin by tinashe
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