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Epidemic in criticism of all kinds: I wish this thing was a completely different thing
absolute s-tier opening sentence here
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I’d be a little more sympathetic to these cloying rejections of “violence” from liberals if they dropped comparable 300 word statements decrying it every time an Israeli murders two Palestinians. But they don’t, of course. That would mean 10 statements a day. And there’s the rub
I’m grieving the deaths of the two Israeli soldiers killed in Hebron today, and praying for the full & speedy recovery of those who were injured. I’ve spoken out loudly this week against Israel’s occupation of the West Bank, which imposes violence on a daily basis, and I will continue to do so. But violence is not the path to ending it — or to achieving safety, freedom, and peace for both Palestinians and Israelis. And neither is collective punishment or ethnic cleansing of an entire neighborhood, or punishing millions of people for the criminal act of two, which Netanyahu has promised to enact in response. I’ve seen a lot this week and I’ll have more to say about in the coming days (I’m on my way home shortly). There is a path to ending this excruciating cycle of violence. It starts by insisting that every life is sacred, that everyone is created in God’s image. For now: Shabbat Shalom, to everyone who believes in the hard work of making peace & justice a reality, for everyone.
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the two thoughts that you must hold in your head: 1. i am not better than anyone else. i am a product of the random life circumstances that have accumulated and made me who i am today. 2. i am objectively better than the person talking to gpt about airport cava.
boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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10 years ago today, Jake Arrieta hit a 3-run home run off Madison Bumgarner to give the Cubs the lead in Game 3 of the 2016 NLDS 🤯 Arrieta was the first pitcher to homer off Bumgarner in his career.
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If you’re protesting and blaming *checks notes* Zohran Mamdani for the Gaza genocide you may, you just may, need to check yourself into a mental health facility.
Pro-Palestinian protesters gather outside City Hall to call out Mayor Zohran Mamdani for what they see as his betrayal of the movement. "Mayor Mamdani, you can't hide we charge you with genocide" was a chant that just rang out.
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A fear of mine is that I get too famous and don’t have enough swag for the Jennifer Hudson spirit tunnel and embarrass myself
Tom Cruise doing the Spirit Tunnel at The Jennifer Hudson Show.
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“Wait til you see how creative the Cubs use the staff against the Padres” 1. Start LHP 2. LHP is bad on road 3. Leave him in too long 4. Bring in your AAA taxi driver 5. Same guy you banished 4 times to IowA 6. He gets the ball 7. Take the ball from him immediately 8. Burn your #1 lefty reliever down 4 in the 5th inning 9. tbd
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If the Cubs were a serious franchise, they'd fire Jed Hoyer. Exhausted their entire minor league system for a team with no pitching. His prized acquisition couldn't even make the postseason roster. But they're not serious, just making the playoffs is their bar now.
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Straight liberals loooove to be insanely homophobic when a conservative gets outed. It’s their favorite thing in the world.
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I'm baffled that socialists drop materialist analysis when analyzing socialists in power. Liberals think the mayor can direct the police. Socialists should recognize the police as a militarized, influential, reactionary class that can destroy his administration.
I say this in the nicest way possible. People think Mamdani has power over the NYPD bc they believe we live in a democracy. The NYPD is a mafia-like military force that protects big capital and empire. They are above Mamdani in the order of power.
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Worried bc I’m getting the urge to tweet again
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But dogs absolutely get respiratory illnesses, usually in boarding facilities or shelters where the population density is high enough for an outbreak.
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Replying to @acpotus
Prob has had fevers and you didn’t know. Same with headaches etc. Hard to tell.
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Airborne respiratory illnesses are well suited to spreading in dense human environments. Dogs are more likely to get things spread by feces, insects, carcasses, etc
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Replying to @acpotus
Not enough exposure to other dogs, esp indoors. Think about how often you’re near hundreds of other people vs how often your dog is around hundreds of other dogs.
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the reason this lesbian bar story went so viral is that basically every left wing person in America has personally experienced some version of this story in their life over the course of the last decade and is really goddam sick of it
Per a note to Boston Globe staff today, the lesbian bar story generated 1,000 subscriptions to the paper yesterday. The Globe’s managing editor said it was “by far our best performing story of the year,” and appears to be “on pace to shatter all sorts of Globe records.”
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Replying to @bf_crane
The opening shot is of a famous nude beach in San Diego so you might be on to something
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Timeline full of gay guys with bad taste today
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Everything shared in this movie you already knew because Palestinians on the ground in Gaza told you. But it wasn't considered credible until the perpetrators themselves repeated it. It's disgusting actually
Yuval Abraham and Rachel Szor’s ‘Naza’ is one of the most important films of our time. 24 different Israeli intelligence officers testify in this unflinching exposé of systematic Israeli war crimes in Gaza. vulture.com/article/review-n…
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This is really just how everything is now. Footnote of the year. nplusonemag.com/issue-54/rev…
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