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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Gyno and dentist appointments on the same day #spitroast
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My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave
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Two bi guys who you won’t date and a single mother with no kids walk into a bar, three homeboys pay for your sister’s BBL but not your friends meals at your birthday dinner. Your mother in law sits in the front seat and you’re upset. Who is the baby, the momma or the grandmama?
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ICE just repeatedly murdering people in the street now and the victims aren't even afforded the dignity of having their blood washed from the pavement.
They at least wash the floor of a slaughterhouse at the end of the day.
