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Network Engineer | Cyber Security & IT Consultant | Data & BI Analyst | Anti-Money Laundering Specialist @ChelseaFC

Joined March 2025
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“we’ve kicked out PF because of Cadreism & Lawlessness” Grow Zambia Agenda:
Replying to @styleskatebe
Awe yama apa kupanda fye pantu ba upnd have Come to finish us off. Ninshi we defended them ka
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Ba President @HHichilema , When is the ordinary citizen going to sigh in relief ? When are the lowly citizens going to ever sleep without having to worry about the INCREASING COST OF EVERYTHING ? Everyday is a new day to despair about your Government. People are Suffering!!!!
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"Bloat the Parliament and cabinet with vuvuzelas"🤣
Replying to @MGCHANSA @Hakainde
First remove export duty on emeralds and give tax holidays to kobold minerals so the country's revenue is lost, secondly bloat the parliament and cabinet with vuvuzelas, next tax your own people to death. Mu fulo, it has nothing to do with running out of ideas.
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Chakolwa > Church Elder
Good morning Mr President, @Hakainde, Your budget is big on policy and aspirations while the fiscal tightening is pulling in an entirely different direction. You are running out of ideas for broadening the tax base because you and your minister of finance are far too old school to understand modern finances. On taxes for example, it isn't just a question of picking which tax will generate how much revenue, you ought to be looking at who will be affected the most by the tax. You are asking Zambians to participate in the Grow Zambia agenda on one hand but double the cash grab from them - people who already have limited savings and are unable to access affordable finance. As an example: Between Levy on Mobile money & VAT, which of the two taxes is more Grow Zambia supportive? Yes, you guessed it. VAT, under the current Zambian economy structure is primarily import based with most household items exempt. Yet you go ahead to double the former while marginally adjusting the latter. Your budget along with your entire governance approach says to Zambians, "stay this one out", while gleefully opening the door widely to foreigners. VAT + CAPITAL MARKETS == GREATER PUBLIC EXPOSURE TO COPPER (essentially a synthetic windfall tax). Muleishiba utuntu yama.
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"Battle tested"😂🤣... Nigga💀
Replying to @FaithAlakas
The poor? Those are used and battle tested, they'll be okay (jokes). I'm more worried about myself becoming one of them
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“Tax is Biblical… Remember the role of Mathew before becoming a disciple”
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"He did he's last two months ago"
Replying to @InfinitelyDean
He is ineligible to contest any presidential election in Zambia beyond 2026 because the Zambian constitution caps presidential terms at two. He did his last two months ago.
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Replying to @mutachali
Some self respect, simp? You don't even have a girlfriend. If you did you wouldn't be this thirsty or compare her to that.
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TheCyberGuy187 retweeted
😭😭😭😭
"We're gonna make as much money off of you, then we're gonna send you down to NXT" 🤣😂
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"We're gonna make as much money off of you, then we're gonna send you down to NXT" 🤣😂
Get to work gramps 😂😂✌️
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you need these 2 Galacticos in order to unlock him
Chelsea give us back our 125 million Chelsea give us back our 125 million Chelsea give us back our 125 million Chelsea give us back our 125 million Chelsea give us back our 125 million Chelsea give us back our 125 million
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try this one Chief, found mostly in chinese (not sure if they are chinese or just asian lol) quite affordable
Whoever made this didn't think of Zambian mosquitoes.🤦 Stubborn mfs here. #Nightshift
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Moi💙
It's Moi's 25th birthday! 💙
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They Cost more than Guinea-Bissau's national budget
How much do you think these attackers cost? Because if I tell you the actual amount, some people will accuse me of making it up. 😭😂
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Happy Birthday Moi 💙
Wishing Moises Caicedo a very happy birthday! 💙
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My friend once told me “you’re having innovations that will help yes but they will close certain loopholes for some individuals”
Replying to @HHichilema
If I take my innovation to any ministry right now, I won’t even make it past reception before they tell me to get out
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enjoyed giving you back shots @ManUtd let’s do this again next time
Full-time.
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Once a blue always a blue 💙
Andrey Santos 😭😭😭
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A closer look at the key games 👀🔥

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Learning from the very best💙
Imagine these two sharing the pitch together 😮‍💨
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