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Fake Piper

@FakePiper

I'm Fake John Piper. But my theology is just as toxic as the real Piper. Parody account.

Joined April 2013
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For those who claim to know “what God intends” when most of us can’t figure out what our cat wants, we pray.
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"We are republishing this because it was deleted by Patheos and the author was locked out of his account." godsandradicals.org/2017/01/…
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To prove that women are equal in every way, I have placed a woman's pulpit in the church nursery.
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SKITTLES
@Skittles26 Jun 2015
Best day to be the Rainbow EVER. #lovewins
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Replying to @FakePiper
@FakePiper When the Predetermined Roll is Called Up Yonder #MakeAHymnCalvinist
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If John Piper acted like Larry David instead of just kind of looking like him reformed theology would be 100x better. You feel @FakePiper?
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Everybody be cool in #Ferguson. The Tea Party will be along to defend your Constitutional rights any second now. They love the Constitution.
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Word has it my books are flying off the shelf at Lifeway.
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As I reemerge from my social media sabbatical, my first evangelism campaign will be called Marknado II.
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The last two pastors that left Mars Hill told me they were leaving for mission work in Pastakhistan. I'm suspicious.
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Fake-Piper has added me to his list- FakePiper-The Elect. Is my election now unsure? Oh well, as long as God is glorified, I'm satisfied.
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I don't know why we're turning away these immigrant kids at the border, I bet they work cheap.
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Give a man a fish, and you're a filthy communist. Teach a man to fish, and you've cost me a customer at Ramsey's Fish Shack.
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Whenever a group says, "This is the true gospel," it helps to remember that 22,000 other denominations make the same claim.
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Not sure of McDonald's views on gays but am hoping John Piper will also excommunicate the McRib. It's theologically nasty.
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Now look what you've caused...@FakePiper
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You have to start them young.
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I think John Piper's excommunication of cheeseburgers could be the beginning of another Great Awakening.
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mel b@melissaisloved26 Jun 2014
Replying to @FakePiper
. @FakePiper This has actually happened to me before, but it was only 30 questions (sent to me in a MS document). I was pretty offended. – at Alabama, USA
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You can't worship God and money. You can, however, worship a statue of God made out of money.
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