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What is the charge? A succulent Chinese meal?
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NIVIDA'S CHRISTMAS CARD GOING HARD THIS YEAR
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What's the charge? Getting Honeypotted? By a Succulent Chinese Spy?
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So what are the chances someone suggested this Dana White and Trump pulled a Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
Trump: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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😂
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Still the safest way to send data
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Sorry but if you think David Jones failed because of the current government you’re either clueless or a partisan hack, maybe both. David Jones sold for $100m to private equity in 2023 having previously been sold for $2.1 billion in 2014! A 95% devaluation. It was already dead
David Jones survived - World Wars - Recessions - A 'Pandemic' But it couldn't survive 2 terms of @AlboMP and @AustralianLabor #auspol
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how the ceos about to be moving when aoc is president
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Easy
What is the most beautiful building on Earth?
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Congratulations America, you passed the history test! preview.mailerlite.io/previe…
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.@StephenM You ok, hun?
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Welcome to Carlton, Chris Fagan! 🥰
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Frase and Fages 🥹 PHOTO CREDIT: Graham Wright :)
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Unbelievable ....
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🇺🇸 🇰🇿 A former Soviet Era Kazakh KGB intelligence chief Alnur Mussayev alleges Vladimir Putin holds video footage of Donald Trump sexually assaulting minors.
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The greatest selling point for PPPs is that if the operator leaves a shitty mess like this then you can abate them until they clean it up The department on the other hand - they can give you squalor for as long as they like and there’s nothing you can do about it
Sydney may have their beautiful Metro stations and sub 10 minute frequencies. But at least we have our mysterious sludge at Melbourne Central. Culture
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What’s South Africa’s version of whafie time? #SAvAUS
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Carlton landing Chris Fagan is arguably the biggest football department appointment at Princes Park since the Blues lured Aaron Greaves from Port Adelaide in 2021. Massive.
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Replying to @Len_Jet
It gives that fat cunt Swann another punishment tool. Speak out - you get 7 Sunday night games and fuck up your revenue for the year
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Replying to @Len_Jet
The AFL are the kings of giving people what they don't want.
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