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Old Smoke Soldier

@Lewdsmoke

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Happy Season 2, Edgerunners! Lucy's used to diving deep into the Net, but David's still not comfortable sitting around doing nothing while she risks it all. Rebecca helps him ease up, and once Lucy's up, drags her along for the fun. Link below
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zelda calling herself a failure and sending link back as the smallest mercy she can give him so he doesn’t have to live in a time where she feels like she failed her destiny, her kingdom, and him. a time before they even met and he still went to her and still befriended her sobs
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MudkipNerd (@MudkipNerd_) profile picture
MudkipNerd@MudkipNerd_11h
???? this is quite possibly the most well-known thing to ever happen in prisons
wretched scheming eunuch (@littlegayeunuch) profile picturewretched scheming eunuch@littlegayeunuch12h
Replying to @MudkipNerd_
get back to me when feminine cis men are being raped daily in prison
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Feminine-presenting and gay men are disproportionately targeted for rape in US prisons, per Human Rights Watch and BJS data. Gay male inmates report ~14x higher inmate-on-inmate victimization rates than heterosexuals. hrw.org/reports/2001/p… bjs.ojp.gov/document/csvpr…
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Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit12h
Getting a notification about a completely meaningless trade in your fantasy league:
Global Election Simulator (@globalelectsim) profile pictureGlobal Election Simulator
@globalelectsimNov 9
🇺🇸 BREAKING: Speculation suggests that U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) may leave the GOP to join the Democrats, while U.S. Senator John Fetterman (D-Pennsylvania) may leave the Democrats to join the GOP.
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alix
@Allips16h
if i had a billionaire husband and no prenup, i’d introduce him to the Chinese spy myself
Valuetainment (@valuetainment) profile pictureValuetainment
@valuetainment21h
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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Dive Missile (@PurrelyLily) profile picture
Dive Missile@PurrelyLily14h
i think driving is so passively irritating and isolating that spending much of your life doing it makes you an angrier and less sympathetic person
Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 (@rowanfornow) profile pictureRowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸@rowanfornowNov 8
It's wild how casually drivers will tell you that they actively fantasize about murdering people every single day. And the offense is always like "they wasted 20 seconds of my time" or "they looked at me rudely"
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Bryan (@BryanMoMav15) profile picture
Bryan@BryanMoMav1518h
Our fast food dollar value menus were actually like a dollar lol
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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18 U.S.C. § 2441 (@RefrmDemocracy) profile picture
18 U.S.C. § 2441@RefrmDemocracy20h
My grandfather was an eyewitness to Kristallnacht as a Viennese Jew. He described it as the most terrifying moment of his life. What resembles Kristallnacht today are the gangs of U.S.-armed terrorists attacking Palestinian villages. Not the Americans bravely protesting them.
Rep Josh Gottheimer (@RepJoshG) profile pictureRep Josh Gottheimer
@RepJoshG21h
Today, we remember Kristallnacht, a wave of violent attacks against synagogues, Jewish businesses, and neighborhoods across Nazi-controlled Europe —a precursor to the Holocaust. 88 years later, those scenes feel all too familiar. We all must speak out and never allow history to repeat itself.
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cas says free palestine@CrappyFumes10h
if theyre gonna reboot Bond can we at least go back to fun bond where they got a Bond girl named like Easter Basket or sm shit
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badger briggs (@SNRRKK) profile picture
badger briggs@SNRRKK17h
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
nil (@dhvanil) profile picturenil
@dhvanilNov 6
i went to bed and asked claude to paint an autumn tree overnight. at around 4am, it realised that it didn't have some shades -- so it stopped and titrated its own paint: diluting red, sienna and madder step by step on a second palette, then measuring each pocket from a photo. woke up to this beautiful watercolor painting. 303 brush marks, took about 4.5 hours 🍂 (still working on the speed)
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Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) profile picture
Benjy Sarlin
@BenjySarlin20h
Heart's just not in it this time
Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) profile pictureKaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins20h
Trump nearly a week after the midterms: "Does anybody really believe that this 'Election' was honest. How could the Polls be so wrong???"
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your cousin Vinny (@muddaub) profile picture
your cousin Vinny@muddaubNov 9
didn’t realize “his neck just did that” was such a popular position
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Image from your cousin Vinny (@muddaub)
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Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) profile picture
Amanda Carpenter
@amandacarpenter15h
He’s even breaking the law when he’s trying to defend himself from breaking the law.
Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) profile pictureCitizens for Ethics
@CREWcrew19h
Pete Hegseth's recent social media video praising Trump and promoting himself is an ethics mess. It was produced by the Pentagon, and violates the ban on using federal funds for propaganda, the anti-lobbying statute, and potentially also the Hatch Act. washingtonpost.com/national-…
Hegseth draws fire after using government resources for partisan video

Hegseth draws fire after using government resources for partisan video

Watchdog groups said the defense secretary’s self-promotional messaging as he fights to keep his job probably violated federal law.

washingtonpost.com
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Laura Buchtel (@Laura_Buchtel) profile picture
Laura Buchtel@Laura_Buchtel9h
This is insane, right? Like, we all agree?
Desirée Townsend (@DesireeReports) profile pictureDesirée Townsend
@DesireeReports12h
11/09/26 – Senator Mitch McConnell heads home after voting on the Senate floor this evening.
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Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾 (@KwikWarren) profile picture
Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾@KwikWarren23h
Hegseth must be held accountable for: 1 Murdering 250 fishermen suspected of drug trafficking w/o due process 2 Murdering 160 Iranian school girls 3 Lying about how many US troops have been killed/wounded in Iran War 4 Unjustifiably firing black and/or female generals&admirals
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Caitlin (@caitlin_mmm) profile picture
Caitlin@caitlin_mmm20h
Using a laundromat for the first time ever while my washer is still broken and omg these things are charging like $10-15 per cycle now wtf
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CayugaBigBear (@HaudenosaneeWP2) profile picture
CayugaBigBear@HaudenosaneeWP218h
i work in construction. met a white guy the other month who looked at me and said "Longhouse Native?" he couldnt pin point my actual ethnic group but he knew i was Haudenosaunee.
Anarch N8tv🪶🏹🏴🔥 (@Native_Senpai) profile pictureAnarch N8tv🪶🏹🏴🔥@Native_SenpaiNov 9
Elite ball knowledge
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the other day I was speaking to an older customer who straight up refused to reset their password. insisting they were entering it correctly and our system was messed up. I was able to login with my temp password so out of curiousity i asked and used their password. it worked.
꒰აGloomy໒꒱ (@GL00MY0_0) profile picture꒰აGloomy໒꒱@GL00MY0_0Nov 9
if you ever think you are not a functional human being bc you have autism or adhd just get a customer service job of any kind and you'll see that everyone else around you has some kind of cognitive disability that just turns their brain off completely
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Forrest Miller 🎥🏆 (@AlwaysFlacko) profile picture
Forrest Miller 🎥🏆
@AlwaysFlacko22h
AIPAC Shakur was a name coined by Charlemagne Tha God lol
Jared Francis (@jaredrfrancis) profile pictureJared Francis
@jaredrfrancisNov 8
Replying to @kakazodia
Supposed anti-racist casually throwing around “AIPAC Shakur” at their political opponents. Gross. I’m not even a Jeffries booster, or leftist, and I find it in poor taste.
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Jared Shult (@jared_shult) profile picture
Jared Shult
@jared_shult13h
You got 12% of the vote shut the fuck up
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Nancy Mace (@NancyMace) profile pictureNancy Mace
@NancyMace17h
He has a lot of balls saying something like this.
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santos-inistas@JDabkneeNov 8
25 year old that drives a hyundai: she’s just using me man :/ 63 year old billionaire: the beautiful hot woman will love me forever. I am perfect.
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesNov 8
Breaking News: Nvidia opened an investigation into Jensen Huang, its CEO, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined to be a Chinese spy. nyti.ms/3ViPMAt
Nvidia Opens Investigation Into Jensen Huang’s Relationship With Chinese Spy

Nvidia Opens Investigation Into Jensen Huang’s Relationship With Chinese Spy

Mr. Huang, the company’s chief executive, acknowledged on Sunday that he was intimate with a business executive who U.S. officials had determined was working for Chinese intelligence.

nytimes.com
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