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Once again they've ignored my nominee for Sexiest Man Alive. In my defense, he hasn't been dead that long.
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Asking ChatGPT to love my son, whose name I've forgotten, so I have more free time to spend online
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My dreams of being a rodeo clown were dashed when I discovered I was allergic to getting kicked in the head by a bull.
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I'm the one that called the cops
For those of you who thought the visit from a Bedford Borough Council official to investigate our daughter Zoe’s (age 12) pretend teddy bear cafe was too ridiculous to be real, here is the arrival of official. This is totally legit. She really did show up at our property to investigate the illegal teddy bears having their coffee🧸🧸☕️☕️
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Not buying it, guy in an 80s movie drinking in a dive bar who's just a little too interested in a cartoon playing on the TV.
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the line behind me grows longer as cashier at the grocery store repeats my total over & over while i stare blankly off into space wondering who the first dog to reach the top of mount everest will be.
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Her name was Aaliyah Fortner.
She was 23, nonverbal, severely autistic White woman.
The Black woman paid to protect her TORTURED HER FOR MONTHS.
She STARVED her to 84 pounds, TASED her, broke a broom over her body, and STOMPED ON HER HEAD until she passed away.
She could not speak.
She could not cry out.
She could not tell a single soul.
Over 5 months, the people paid to care for her watched her waste away as she lost more than 40% of her body weight.
Some of the abuse was caught on video the operator allegedly tried to delete it.
When Aaliyah finally passed away, they didn't even call for help.
They left her body in the house for DAYS...
WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS.
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A college student tries to lecture Will Witt that capitalism and billionaires are the root cause of young people’s pain.
Then he asks her to explain what capitalism is, and it’s over.
WITT: “How does capitalism cause the problems that you’re seeing for young people in this country?”
WITT: “What does capitalism do?”
STUDENT: “I feel like I already kind of explained that…”
WITT: “So what is capitalism?”
STUDENT: “What do you mean what is capitalism?”
WITT: “What would you define capitalism as?”
He keeps handing her chances. She keeps refusing to take them.
WITT: “Just a definition, so we’re on the same page, because definitions are important. What would you describe capitalism as?”
Cornered, she tries changing the subject to immigrants.
STUDENT: “No, I’m saying that it’s not immigrants that are causing the problems for America.”
Witt drags her right back.
“So what is capitalism? Just tell me what capitalism is.”
STUDENT: “Okay.”
Then she walks away.
She’s not the exception. She’s the rule. A poll of 2,000 young Americans found most couldn’t define socialism or capitalism. And the more they learned about socialism, the less they liked it.
These people can tell you exactly what to hate. Just don’t ask them what it means.
CONTEXT: Capitalism pulled 1.5 billion people out of extreme poverty since 1990. Worldwide, the rate fell from 43% to 10%. Nothing else in human history comes close.
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Why is it that no one says India is not diverse enough? or China? Or Singapore? Or Mali? Or Mexico etc?
But Ireland, America, France, Italy, Canada & so on, all these majority white countries have to be diverse or there is something fundamentally wrong with them?
So diversity is only needed if a society if majority white?
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“Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?” Fuck no, I was home in bed like an angel. Don’t call this number again.
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Remember finding out your teacher's first name and weaponizing it, or was I just a little shit?
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Replying to @ChuckieFFS
You absolute midwit. Congrats on repeating the Wikipedia "Nazis were far-right, end of story" summary you absorbed between TikToks.
Yes, the Nazis crushed independent unions, jailed and murdered communists and social democrats, and Hitler liquidated the Strasserite "left" wing of his own party in the Night of the Long Knives. That part is not in dispute. They were not Marxist class-struggle socialists. They hated Bolshevism as a Jewish plot and treated international socialism as the main enemy. Fine.
What your middle-school history class skipped is that they still ran a National *Socialist* state: private property existed only as long as it served the Führer’s racial and war goals, wages and prices were controlled, industry was cartelized under state direction, profit was subordinated to the party, and the economy was planned for autarky and rearmament. That is not free-market capitalism, liberal conservatism, or classical right-wing economics. It is the same family of state-directed, anti-liberal, collectivist economics practiced by every other fascist and "national socialist" regime. The name was not a prank; the 25-point program and the early rhetoric were full of anti-capitalist planks precisely because they were competing with the actual socialists for working-class support.
Your North Korea comparison is the usual gotcha and it is only half-clever. Yes, names can lie. But the NSDAP did not merely call itself socialist while secretly running a Rothschild hedge fund. They nationalized, directed, rationed, and regimented. The difference from Soviet socialism was mainly that the Nazis kept the owners as managers under party orders instead of shooting them all and installing commissars. Both systems produced shortages, secret police, and mass graves; one just had better uniforms and Wagner.
Elon pointing out the obvious—that "National Socialist" is not an ironic branding exercise and that the regime was economically left of any classical liberal or conservative—does not make him a moron. It makes him less obedient to the post-1945 academic consensus that insists every totalitarian who isn’t a full Marxist must be filed under "far-right" so the left never has to share the body count. Money didn’t buy him a brain; it just bought him a platform where he doesn’t have to pretend your selective reading of 1930s Germany is the complete picture.
Keep yelling "far-right fascists" while ignoring the actual economic policies and the party’s own name. It is the historical equivalent of covering your ears and shouting.
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The press needs to learn the distinction between mostly, largely peaceful and simmering, about to explode.
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I have deleted Facebook, which means I will no longer know who died fatter than I am, or later than I'd hoped.
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Makes speeches for 500k a pop. Hasn’t eaten dinner that costs less than $250 in years. Has never been in a Cheesecake Factory. Undefeated at condescending to regular folks. Will always be known for a presidency that ushered in the Trump era to begin with.























