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Lagos nightlife na parallel universe

"Setup takes about 20 minutes", which is about the time it takes to get an answer.

Where are you going that youre spending 300k on fuel monthly?? Full tank no dey pass 60-70k for regular Toyotas, you wan tell me say you dey buy full tank 4/5 times in one month? Are you MC Oluomo?

😂Inside darkness

Between a conductor and his passenger

When I buy a house in the UK and have kids, I'll leave them my house as an inheritance. However, they'll have to pay inheritance tax on it. So for them not to go bankrupt and not to lose the house, I'll leave them extra money to cover the inheritance tax. However, this extra money is also considered inheritance. So they'll need to pay the taxes on it as well. For them not to go bankrupt, I'm going to leave them a second sum of money to pay for the inheritance tax on the first sum of money. However, the second sum of money is considered inheritance too. So they'll need to pay the taxes on it as well. For them not to go bankrupt, I'm going to leave them a third sum of money to pay for the inheritance tax on the second sum of money. However

I have LG dual inverter 2hp, takes more than 1500w, I also have kenstar, same thing

“It’s barely a month since my husband travelled abroad, and I’m already losing my mind. How do women cope with long-distance marriages?” — Woman asks

Mind you there is no light 🤦🏾‍♂️

My generator can't be fixed. PS: don't give me any damn solar option.

I've finally said goodbye to Windows and installed Ubuntu as my primary operating system. 🤭 Our instructor told us that we needed to install Linux, and she gave us two options, either we partition our system or we make Linux our main operating system. I decided to make Ubuntu my main operating system because most of the things I do on my laptop revolves around coding, practising, and learning. The installation came with a few hiccups, but we eventually got through them. I used over 7GB of data to reinstall the applications that I need. 😭😂 I also set up my VS Code, configured Git, and connected my GitHub account to Git. I even tried pushing a folder to GitHub after initializing a Git repository to check if everything was working perfectly. The moment I particularly enjoyed was opening the terminal and using some basic Linux commands I had previously learned. I was able to navigate between different directories and perform some basic tasks, and just like that, the things I had learned out of boredom suddenly became part of my everyday experience. 😂

Unexpected wahala 🫠🤧

He held nothing back 🤣🤣🤣😭

Nigerian's feminist worst nightmare 😂😂😂😂😂

Omo, Thief don enter the wrong house, Crusher no hear word again o 😂😂😩💔😂

Here is my self-hosted energy dashboard running on my homelab, with data all stored locally. 🤓 energy.lifeofdanel.xyz/publi…

Here is my self-hosted energy dashboard running on my homelab, with data all stored locally. 🤓 energy.lifeofdanel.xyz/publi…

anagram for NERD is REND ~ meaning to tear apart forcibly

Nerds

Finally! Thank God! UK Criminalises Keeping Children Abroad Without Parental Consent, Introduces Seven-Year Jail Term The United Kingdom has introduced a new criminal offence targeting parents and other individuals who unlawfully retain children abroad without the required consent, with offenders facing up to seven years in prison. The new law, which came into force on Friday, November 6, 2026, under Section 137 of the Crime and Policing Act 2026, amends the Child Abduction Act 1984 to address a longstanding gap in child abduction legislation. The provision makes it an offence for a person connected with a child under the age of 16 to detain the child outside the UK without the appropriate consent, even where the child was initially taken abroad legally. The amendment is designed to address situations where a parent or guardian gives permission for a child to travel overseas but the child is subsequently retained beyond the authorised period without consent. The Ministry of Justice confirmed the commencement of the new offence in a circular published on November 6, outlining the changes introduced under the Crime and Policing Act 2026. The legislation marks a significant development in the UK's efforts to strengthen protections against international parental child abduction. The new offence applies to England and Wales and is subject to the statutory conditions and defences contained in the amended legislation.