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Life post college through the tweets of a sorority alumnae who adores a good HappyHour, stand-up comedy, high heels & occasionally her PR job. #lifepostcollege

My version of the Real World
Joined July 2011
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Pretending to watch the Giants but casually blacking out. #judgeme – at Wayne, NJ
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Haven't been up this early to drink since college #lifepostcollege #beardown
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My current resume is basically a list of things I fucking hate to do #lifepostcollege
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I can't wait to get home from work, nap - then get up and do it all over again tomorrow. #LifePostCollege
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BitchFace asked if I have a problem with her. This was her second mistake. The first was wearing all of her Target Missoni to work today.
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It used to be chicken finger wednesday now its toast and coffee #lifepostcollege
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I just made the most bangin' wrap for lunch tomorrow--these are the types of things that excite me now. #lifepostcollege
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Thinking it would be nice to sip on whiskey, smoke a cigar, and slay the secretary. Man the #MadMenLife sounds like the one for me.
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Note to self: get a Kroger card. Second note to self: start couponing. #poor #lifepostcollege
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I miss Sunday chapter meetings, but enjoying getting my life together, cooking dinner and cleaning. Not. #lifepostcollege #postgradproblems
I have to have two Facebook pages now. #lifepostcollege
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Just got a real person email address. Like, we're talking without the .edu at the end. #whoami #postgradproblems #lifepostcollege
Well at least I know my procrastination skills haven't slipped since college. #PGP #lifepostcollege
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@LifePostCollege Using your college ID after graduation to not have to pay the adult price for as long as you can. #lifepostcollege
I need a friend like Billy #Entourage
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Wine drunk. With my mom & brothers baby mama. #isthisreallife #wheredidmyfriendsgo #lifepostcollege
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I have no shame in the fact I'm going to bed right now #soexhausted #lifeofanurse #lifepostcollege