Chief cat wrangler / Coffee connoisseur / Horror Enthusiast https://xitter.cf/t.co/X6bw0W4VvG

Joined April 2023
Women deserve to exist without fear from men. Full stop. Safety shouldn’t come with conditions.
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Why rush to the finish line when there’s perfectly good bush to beat around.
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sarcasm, the side effect of life
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Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to drink alcohol to make bad decisions.
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is this meeting mandatory or can i slowly slide out of my chair until i’m on the floor
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Monday The dopamine is running rampant while my motivation is missing in action
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Someone is making it very clear that bedtime is absolutely not allowed right now. 🐾😻
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Brilliant blue sky and sunshine sure are helpful when you’re attempting to embrace autumn.
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Me and the open sky splitting the bill 🌤️
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Hey friday you sexy fucker I've been thinking about you since Monday
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Twitter is the strip club of social media
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Twitter is basically Love is Blind for degenerates.
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*Brings a Canada Goose to a gun fight*
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breakfast sandwiches are the closest you get to god
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I’d mix my signals with yours babe.
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My spirit animal is a feral raccoon. I'll probably bite if we don't know each other and you touch me.
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Crοwded places are weird. I thought I was petting my cat's belly and as it turns out it was some guy's hair
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Never let a good existential crisis go to waste.
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Hey girl are you surprised to see me, or is that how you drew your eyebrows on
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plans for today: hate economy, drink coffee
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Real men build LEGO and eat pussy.
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