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Chief cat wrangler / Coffee connoisseur / Horror Enthusiast https://xitter.gq/t.co/X6bw0W4VvG

Joined April 2023
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If you put a sea shell against your ear, you can hear the sarcasm in my voice.
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A lot of words were spoken but absolutely nothing of substance was said.
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No judgement or anything, but why are you like that?
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Starting the day with a good strong coffee can help you tolerate stupid people.
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who up grieving their delusions
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Enjoying the post sunset sky with a kildeer.
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In a world full of candy corn, be a Reese鈥檚 pumpkin.
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nothing much surprises me anymore, but I still startle pretty easily
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You're in her dms, I'm in her pants... Bc we're in a sisterhood and it's my turn to wear them
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Why rush to the finish line when there鈥檚 perfectly good bush to beat around.
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sarcasm, the side effect of life
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Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to drink alcohol to make bad decisions.
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is this meeting mandatory or can i slowly slide out of my chair until i鈥檓 on the floor
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Brilliant blue sky and sunshine sure are helpful when you鈥檙e attempting to embrace autumn.
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Hey friday you sexy fucker I've been thinking about you since Monday
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Twitter is the strip club of social media
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Twitter is basically Love is Blind for degenerates.
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*Brings a Canada Goose to a gun fight*
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breakfast sandwiches are the closest you get to god
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I鈥檇 mix my signals with yours babe.
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