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Officer Crabtree

@offcrabtree

The Polooceman from the pipular UK sitcom 'Allo 'Allo. My twats contain vary impartant Brutish secret unformation.

 Nouvion, France
Joined February 2011
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GlennyRodge@GlennyRodge15 Mar 2018
Beautiful tribute from Peter Strongfallow.
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Andrew Searles@andrewsearles13 Sep 2017
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@offcrabtree i knew this was your handy work...
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Janice C 🦀@LongLeeLass6 Jun 2017
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Sugar poofs are the bist 😃
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Officer Crabtree@offcrabtree24 Jan 2017
Good moaning. Stool hurting about René pissing away. He will be sadly mossed. #gordonkaye
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Antony Fox@FoxTerriblis5015 Aug 2016
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There is, and always will be, one @offcrabtree and that is Arthur Bostrom. So Monsieur Farage & his excuse for a moustache can..!
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If you get back to your house tonight on #Skye and realise your cocaine is missing - we have it in the Police station #WeNeedAWord
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Tim dodd@Timdodd916 Nov 2015
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@offcrabtree terrible in Paris – at Eastbourne, England
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Simon Nicholl@simonnicholl14 May 2015
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@offcrabtree Uny chunce of RT me cycling TdF to help UK kids uk.virginmoneygiving.com/201… Blog 'Good moaning!' 2015tdf.blogspot.co.uk/ Moany tks!
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Matthew Watson@matthewwat10117 Apr 2015
I vil only say dis once @offcrabtree #alloallo #peril2015
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Trudi@Trudski201225 Feb 2015
Fallen Madonna with the big boobies
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@offcrabtree Don't miss Allo Allo @ManorbierCastle #Tenby 10-14th August Great fun for all the family,bring a picnic
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Herr Flick@gestapoflick31 Dec 2014
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@PrivateHelga @ColVonStrohm @Lt_HubertGruber @gvonklink @CptHansGeering @MonsieurAlfonse @offcrabtree @_Rene_Artois
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@offcrabtree another puge in the starybeek of loaf
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Herr Flick@gestapoflick3 Jan 2014
#FollowFriday @PrivateHelga @Lt_HubertGruber @gvonklink @CptHansGeering @MonsieurAlfonse @offcrabtree 'Allo 'Allo
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Louise Hudson@louhudson112 Nov 2013
Allo Allo @Guildhall_Arts Grantham Support your local drama group @GDS_Amdram This looks brill Nov 13 -16th
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Together again! @thecaravanclub @NECCaravanShow
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Herr Flick@gestapoflick5 Oct 2013
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@offcrabtree @SgtArthurWilson @Pte_Frank_Pike Guten morgen Herr Crabarse, remember zat ve are monitoring Tvitter also.
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Chris Atkinson@Stoph762 Oct 2013
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@offcrabtree good moaning, chumpians lug fatball! Non! Enjoyed chumpionshup fatball wuth Burminum throshing Mullwill fur null! #bcfc
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Adam Bent@PigeonM100027 Jul 2013
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@offcrabtree The dig must learn to snuff out expletives
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M Uttley@realmuttley21 Dec 2012
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@offcrabtree Moaning - Gud Noos!! Free padding with every meal at Ronnies.
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