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Steven

@schtheven

Mostly wholesome, A+ iq (97), super high quality opinions on things. Lovely wife: @arandiband

 Texas, USA
Joined March 2014
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Tweet and Retweet were on a boat... Tweet fell off Who was left
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Cold Glass of Milk Nationalism
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Steven@schthevenAug 26
Replying to @nicholascarrigg
That’s why I’m mostly wholesome. Sometimes the dog wants to bark.
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Replying to @TheArchivistLC
the problem with islam is that it's legitimacy actually rests upon the legitimacy of christianity. except that christianity refutes islam. so if christianity is true, then islam is false. if christianity is false, then islam is still false because it relies on it to be true.
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You cannot just POOP EVERYWHERE
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Aaron Donald and Myles Garrett at the Rams training facility
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Steven@schthevenJul 8
The dichotomy of the internet:
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“Thou wert the meekest man”, says Sir Ector to the dead Launcelot. “Thou wert the meekest man that ever ate in hall among ladies; and thou wert the sternest knight to thy mortal foe that ever put spear in the rest.”^
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@j_monohanJun 8
Gm. This is hipster music now:
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When is a child old enough to eat sausages or grapes safely?
100%72 months
0%96 months
0%10 years old
0%Too dangerous
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I’ll get the official USA 250 logo tattoed on me if this post gets 250k likes
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People have fond memories of 1976 because their parents put in the work to celebrate, decorate with 🇺🇸 flags and bunting, shoot fireworks, etc. But if parents now are expecting all this to be done for them, they’ll be disappointed. You have to do the work now.
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Replying to @TheBetterMethod
Salespeople get married too!
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Hug a day to keep the heartache away
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tex@texmepleaseApr 11
what if bigfoot was in a wheelchair
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tex@texmepleaseApr 8
telling my plumber i flush 3 times a day
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Turn off reposts is one of my favorite features. Some of you are much too generous with that repost button.
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Replying to @Sepia61234
There is a projection of it into Texas though
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