
If God is watching when I pay for my sin Tell him I'm sorry but I'd do it again #BeatnikFascism #PitBullNationalism
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Lost kino: when a single area code was so ubiquitous people would tell you their phone number without it
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Enough with the stupid ass plane crash. Shit happens all the time. Been happening for a century
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The real reason for social media is so that people with a 60 IQ and living below the poverty line can pretend to be experts on aviation and Lear Jet capabilities with strangers
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Imagine flying an airplane, then your bitch wife starts nagging you, so you drive the plane straight into the ground. Probably feels so fucking good
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"Heed my words of doggo wisdom. The two-legged ones bear gifts of meaty treats and milk bones. Patience is key to obtaining them.
And sad eyes. Hit them with the sad eyes. Works every time."
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Cris Collinsworth- “I accidentally ate some weed gummies the other day. Man, I couldn’t walk for 4 hours. My wife had to carry me to bed with a tarp like a rehabilitated manatee going back to the ocean.”
Tirico- “Daniels scrambles for a gain of 3”
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Shake N Bake doesn’t include baggies anymore, telling you to use a reusable container cuz “the environment”. Cheap fucks.

































